4.9 • 996 Ratings
🗓️ 12 October 2021
⏱️ 95 minutes
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0:00.0 | Elijah, did you have fun getting stuck at the airport in the last few days? |
0:04.0 | That's what I want to know because this is one of those things where when I've heard about all the psycho things that have been happening, |
0:09.0 | when you hear about all the psycho things that have been happening at airports with air traffic control with pilots and things, |
0:14.0 | I got to ask someone who's just flown in the last couple of days, how was that? Did you cry inside? |
0:19.0 | You know, I always wonder about God's judgment upon me for some of the bad things that I've done. |
0:26.0 | And there are moments where I think God loves me. He really does. |
0:30.0 | And then I think when I go to the airport today, if God really existed, the atheist in me came out, |
0:36.0 | would he let me go through this? If God was real, would I be allowed to suffer through Miami International Airport during one of the worst flight conundrums ever, |
0:46.0 | where you walk in and it takes an hour to check your bag over an hour to go through security out the door outside? |
0:53.0 | This is American Airlines. The airports are so screwed up right now. It must be the weather. |
0:59.0 | It's only, it's got to be the weather for anybody who can look up into the sky, especially in Jacksonville, Florida, |
1:06.0 | where all of this apparently started. You can see that there's obviously massive storms and things. |
1:10.0 | So it's obviously a big deal. This is clearly why pilots and staff at Southwest are not turning up to their drums. |
1:17.0 | It's a dry rain. I just thought about it like dry shampoo. |
1:21.0 | You can't feel it. You can't see it, but it's inflicting some flights. |
1:26.0 | You guys better get excited for this discussion because it is coming up. |
1:29.0 | My name is Sydney Watson from the Creatively Name Show, Sydney Watson on YouTube. |
1:32.0 | My name is Elijah Schaefer, the host of Slightly Offensive, just fresh off the plane from the plane from Miami. |
1:39.0 | We are alive in Dallas, Texas and you are here. |
1:46.0 | I really hate flying. I'm not even going to lie about it today. It's just a very uneventful, really unenjoyable experience. |
2:06.0 | Do you remember that time a couple months back when we flew to Vegas and got stuck at the airport again for about four hours? |
2:12.0 | Do you remember that experience, Elijah? How could I forget? |
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