Utility Belts
Shut up a Second
Sanspants Radio
4.8 • 535 Ratings
🗓️ 4 October 2017
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
In which our heroes fiddle with their gadgets, stock up little ball bearings and find the perfect buckle as they discuss utility belts.
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| 0:00.0 | Sans Pants Radio. |
| 0:01.7 | Me and Adam have mono. |
| 0:06.3 | Hey everybody and welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a second. |
| 0:09.4 | I'm Jackson Bailey. |
| 0:10.3 | Adam. |
| 0:13.0 | Today's topic is utility belts. |
| 0:17.6 | I got a damn old ham in here. |
| 0:20.3 | Whish! Ding! Ding! I got a damn old ham in here. |
| 0:22.1 | Ding! |
| 0:30.5 | That's the grappling hook. |
| 0:33.1 | My first that was, um, shaving cream. |
| 0:37.0 | Which I did like that air of Batman giving someone a shake. |
| 0:38.2 | You thought. Speaking of Batman and utility belts |
| 0:39.7 | what's very funny about utility belts |
| 0:41.3 | is the two people that you imagine |
| 0:43.1 | when you think utility belt |
| 0:44.9 | you think obviously Batman |
| 0:46.2 | but the next person you think is handyman |
| 0:48.5 | Batman and the carpenters |
| 0:51.6 | those are the man's that have a belt. The classic tale, Batman and the carpenter. It does that like a fable, like the frog and the scorpion or whatever. You know the frog and the scorpion? Don't. Did I make it up? I don't know if you made it up, but I've heard it. No, the frog and the scorpion, that's a one. |
| 1:11.6 | Once upon a time there was a frog, and the frog needed to cross a stream. Yeah. But he's a frog, and for some reason he'll drown if he's a damn frog. And then he finds a scorpion, and he's like, can I hop on your back? The scorpion's like, yeah. And the frog's like, promise me, you know, give me a spike. |
| 1:27.9 | Uh-huh. |
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