Hello everybody and welcome to the Total Soccer Show.

My name is Taylor Rockwell and what a way to start your Friday as Aula White kept reminding

us the US Women's National Team squeaked past the Netherlands and their Olympic quarter

final courtesy of some very well taken penalties.

We're going to talk about those and a whole bunch of other stuff here to help me do

sort to wonderful people.

First up, my friend and yours, a person who loves it when the US scores an absurd number

of goals that don't end up counting.

It's Jordan Angelie Jordan.

Have you had time to catch your breath after that result?

I'm actually shocked that the scored nine goals that haven't counted in this tournament.

I'm not sure if you've heard of the other team, but wow.

I feel like I have a little bit of an anxiety hang over my mouth.

There's just, I mean, you mentioned something to me before we even started.

I don't even remember that happening.

So we'll see how this goes.

It was emotional.

I was.

I was.

Yeah, I'd be proud of you.

It was very emotional and very, like simultaneously, like I understand why this is happening, but

also this isn't supposed to be happening.

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