Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and I'll look back on Olympic gold for the USWNT.

Yes, 12 years and one day since the US's last Olympic women's gold in soccer, Emma Hayes, delivered the big prize.

We're going to talk about how they did it. What's next for the US women and much more on this episode. Joining me, my name's Ryan Bailey, by the way. Hello. Taylor Rocker's joining me. Hello, Taylor. Hello, Ryan. Good to be back. Good to see all of your shining, lovely tan faces and Graham's face as well. Graham has a face, correct? It's not as, yeah. No, I wasn't fortunate enough to spend last week at the beach i spent the week looking

after my five-year-old who is definitely ready to go back to school on wednesday even if she

doesn't think she's ready she is take it from me graham ruffin with us very aggressively uh

describing his relationship with his daughter there joe low low uh I've never been called tan a single time in my entire life. I'm not quite sure what to do with it. Do you feel tan? It's more of a state of mind. No, I feel pale. I constantly feel pale. Okay. You do live in a desert, correct? That's an interesting location choice. Still pale. Still pale.

Still pale. Probably always will be. Maybe I'll be red. Ryan, you were saying you had a nice base layer of sunburn at your beach trip. I don't have to go to the beach to get that nice base layer. Ryan and my Coke Zero can have a similar color. Hold on. Yeah, we are the same hue. I did that thing, Joe, where I don't take

my shirt off all summer long and then there's a sunny day and I decide to do it and the sun

lotion does nothing. Right. Yeah, you didn't pregame quite properly. Yeah, exactly, exactly. No baby

steps for me. I went straight in. But here we are. We are back talking about Olympic soccer today.

Also, Graham, very exciting times. Soccer in general, in Europe particularly, has been back this past weekend. Community Shield, EFL, Copa Italia, all across Europe. Soccer came back. And of course, we kick off this show talking about Wimbledon's 4-2 win over Colchette. So have you got 20 minutes on that? Well, you came from behind, right? You were losing in that game. Two-neal down after like 10 minutes. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, pretty incredible. Not so positive for Sterling Albion who lost and are bad. So maybe there might not be so many Patreon videos this season if it just results in total despair for me. I will say as I've brought up EFL, Taylor crossed his arms and I believe just did a sigh.

We'll move on quickly, Taylor.

It was a reminder that a friend of mine sent me a video from Manchester United playing Manchester

City from the weekend when I was traveling, so even less paying attention to soccer.

And I messaged him sort of upon

seeing it like, oh, cool, like what preseason friendly is this? Assuming they were still on tour, forgetting that the season starts next weekend, to which he responded, it's the community shield? Like, aren't you watching? And it was just that reminder once again that, though, though, soccer may stop, soccer never stops. That is a preseason friendly technically, though, if we're

technically.

Technically,

yes.

By the way,

before we do get

to the Olympic

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