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Uri Geller

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🗓️ 16 September 2020

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Uri Geller (/ˈʊri ˈɡɛlər/;[1] Hebrew: אורי גלר‎; born 20 December 1946) is an Israeli-British[2] illusionist, magician, television personality, and self-proclaimed psychic. He is known for his trademark television performances of spoon bending and other illusions. Geller uses conjuring tricks to simulate the effects of psychokinesis and telepathy.[3][4] Geller's career as an entertainer has spanned more than four decades, with television shows and appearances in many countries. In 2015, FISM (the International Federation of Magical Societies) invited Uri Geller to deliver an inspirational, motivational lecture to over 1500 Magicians at FISM Italy. Geller admitted that he is a magician and can perform seven tricks.[5]

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And so I said, well if I didn't ever say stop,

0:04.0

you would technically grade all that cheese onto my pasta, right?

0:08.0

Uh-huh. And so she says,

0:10.0

this is the storeroom you can't have all of this.

0:13.0

Man, so much for if you're here your family.

0:16.0

Right? Yeah, exactly.

0:20.0

Okay, okay, I hear you. What about faker? Can I say he's a big faker?

0:24.0

Well, no, no, it's not the same thing. It's a totally different word.

0:28.0

See, so what's Eli doing? Oh, uh, Eli says this week is on your eGallor.

0:34.0

Oh, the notoriously litigious and ridiculous spoonbender.

0:38.0

Yeah, man, that's the one.

0:40.0

Yep. Okay, but what I'm saying is nobody knows if he killed Jeff.

0:44.0

So how could he? And he's on the phone with our lawyer Andrew.

0:48.0

Right. Yeah. And I'm guessing Eli wasn't exactly careful with his language about Mr. Geller.

0:54.0

No, he was not. He was not.

0:56.0

Right. That's why we have this phone call.

0:58.0

Got it. Yeah, he's on the yup.

1:00.0

Okay. Well, nobody has seen him not eat his own poop.

1:03.0

This is so confusing.

1:05.0

Uh, poor Andrew.

1:07.0

Hey, while we wait, how much cheese do you guys think is like a reasonable amount?

1:12.0

Dude, I read about what happened to you in the paper and I told you I don't want to be involved.

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