I would be fair one time me and my brother got super high and we put our frozen pizza in the oven without taking the plastic off of it first.

Well, but it wasn't a baby!

Welcome to You're Wrong About.

The show where we look at things that we thought were scary for one reason and it turns out that they're scary for a different reason.

Ooh!

And the different reason is always the same reason and it's that America is not great at a lot of stuff.

Spoilers.

Is that a spoiler for years too? Because it's a spoiler for mine.

I am Michael Hobbs. I'm a reporter for The Huffingham Post.

I'm Sarah Marshall and I'm a writer for the New Republic and Buzzfeed and a writer in residence with the believer.

And we've been looking forward to this episode for weeks now because we are talking about urban legends and all of the spooky

scary urban legends that pass around Halloween and most of them weirdly it turns out are not factually accurate.

So we'd like to talk about them where they come from.

You're a student turned out to be factually active either?

It turns out they're all true. That's the spoiler for this episode.

Yeah.

So we're going to talk about the razor blades and the apples, babysitters and acid trips.

We're going to talk about high beams and then we're going to talk about rainbow parties which are scary in a different way.

Oh boy. So I think we're going to start with the razor blade in the apple.

Yeah. I want to hear about. I'm very excited about this one.

Do you want to tell me your memory of that story? Like what is the what has there been legend?

I feel as if I have memories of teachers mentioning don't take apples, don't take popcorn balls when you're trick or treating.

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