My friends, Las Vegas Public House, Luxor, welcome to Uppsendales Night 2 from Bristol-Mare weekend.

It is lovely to see you. Thank you for bringing the energy. Thank you to NGM Resorts for making all this possible.

Remember what's the best way to support MGM Resorts? Buy Booz. Just tough television rules. That's what we're

all about. No, genuinely, they're hosting us, they allowed us to do this. It's the coolest thing

ever. You've probably seen live ups and downs before, and usually we're in the street, especially on night two, about to be arrested. And while Phil and I have discussed this, we'd love to be arrested for view count. Personally, for my own personal endeavours, I'd rather not be arrested. Now, on your tables, you should have some green arrows and some red arrows, am I correct? Hold your arrows up now if you would like to.

There we go, we've got a few.

I will be coming to you at some point to get your opinion, even more so,

because after we did this yesterday, there was a comment on one of the videos said,

why would I care what anybody else thinks?

I barely care what you think, Simon, as I do, you waste in your life.

You watch your my video.

It's the best. Somebody sent me a comment today saying, why don't you use your real voice? I still go in the comment section because clearly I have some kind of type I hate myself. Please say horrible things. I was like, I can't fix that. This is just how I sound.

It was very, very confusing.

However, how are we feeling after night one?

Is everyone like, oh, no, no, night one gets booed now?

It's Lola's fault.

Lola did that.

So we didn't know, okay, let's make an ups and downs general decision.

We have agreed that we hate night one correct fantastic we hate night one did you see the conspiracy theory that probably started on Reddit and then became a

real thing the w-dugree deliberately sabotaged night one so night two would be brilliant

can you imagine can you imagine that's like going on a first day and being terrible in bed.

Just do you think, well, when they get round two, oh, we're going to level it up and I'm going to show him a whale of a time. That's basically hustling. Why would you hustle your crowd? Anyway, we got to night two, right? John Cena was in the ring wearing his lovely lovely suit. My favorite thing about John, I love his dedication and commitment. I really, he won't even run to the ring. Isn't he just the best? Because he's become an unlockable character in a game suited John Sina, he won't wear a hat, he won't wear jorts, he won't run to the ring. I think we could all use that level of dedication. So let's give it up for John Seder. It's Alex back today. There you are. Hello. Still happy that John Siner didn't

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