So Triple H started SummerSlam Night 2 by saying welcome to SummerSlam Night 2 and oh my gosh we've got a big surprise for you later which is a little weird thing to do. And then the show just ended and we never have to talk about it again. Seriously, why? Why? Does it have to be nonsense after every single pay-per-view? It's getting exhausting. However, we shall go through SummerSlam Night 2. We shall talk about I shall give you my feelings. I am Simon Leatherboard A-ho. This is the only review wrestling show you do need. This is the finger of power where we give good bits and up and bad bits of down. If you're now saying to yourself, that sounds absolutely ridiculous. Have you looked out the window at the moment? The world is pretty ridiculous. So we may as well lean into it. When we basically copied WrestleMania Night 2 to kick off Somerslam Night 2, because it was for the WW Women's Championship, Rio-Ripley taken on Eoskeye, taking on Naomi. Naomi had a WrestleMania-type entrance because her dad played into the ring, blam-bam-bang, bam, bam, on a guitar. So that was nice.

And surprise, surprise, they just had a flipping good, excellent wabble-hoo match. So let's know me as well, because she just bailed at the start, like, I'm not going to fight you two. So Ria looked at Eo, and Eio looked at Rhea and said, well, we could just go out there and punch her right in the face. and that's exactly what they did.

It then went full WWE because Ria Ripley accidentally smashed EOS guy in the face, and that's exactly what they did. It then went full WWE, because Ria Ripley accidentally smashed Eoske in the face. Man, I didn't mean to do that. That's at Ria. I do totally understand this, but it is a triple threat match. Technically, you did a good thing, even if he didn't mean to. Of course, we have the story here as well that Ria has never beaten EOSkeye, and I actually thought that was the best thing about it, because Ria Rippley had this match won, around about 45,622 times, but other people kept breaking it up, which is why she had a meltdown at the end. Also, E.O. Sky did an assaye moon salt. It looked pretty damn badass. But bada boom, there's a one on the dive

counter, that's what it was, a dive. 2025. Really decided hitting riptides when that didn't work because once again people were breaking up pinched. So screw this and she took Eoskeye to the top of the t of the turnbuckle. She had an avalanche version of her finisher and just she was going to win.

Naomi went, wait a minute,

I'm a WW superstar in a three-way, and she snuck up behind Rea and gave her the most

devastating move. In all the sports, entertainment surprise roll-up, and she held the tights,

because no DQ's in triple threat matches, and she got the one, two, three, and she ran away.

Shout out to Rea Ripley as well. Her facial

expression, after this was awesome, she looked genuinely upset. Also like the fact there's no disqualifications in these, because why didn't someone just bring a gun to the ring?

And look, Eoskei and Rea Ripley can now be a part of a forever feud. Neum, in terms of her character and just sneaking away with that title was totally great.

I am giving it an up. You can just basically put any combination of the women on the main roster

together and they will give you something decent at the very least. This was really, really,

really good. Well worth your time. Up. When we got insanity, because it was the TLC match, featuring the Smackdown tag teams,

and I think the best way to do this is I am just going to tell you some of the things that

happened. Because Joe Gacy at one point missed the ladder spot and just went splat on the outside

and took one of the worst falls you've ever seen. Phoenix got on And Andrade's shoulders at one point

to try and get the titles, but the Street Profits absolutely murdered them. And fair play to the street profits too,

because at one point they screwed up a spot and they just kept going and made it work.

They are so good together. And this dive slash throw, the Montes Ford did, we put a one on

the dive counter, but you've got to see it. It is absolutely

crazy for not as crazy as Axiom and Angelo Dawkins, who did a Spanish flight off the top

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