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So, Cardi B kicked off SummerSlam this year. It was quite clearly reading from an auto queue or some kind of cute card.

And if you're interested what I think about this, I do not care. If that's what made her more comfortable, more power to her.

It means one day if you become Cardi B and you host SummerSlam, you can do it too. What? More poorly, water ups and downs and downs the only wrestling review show you need, and please go share this with your wrestling friends today. Even if they hate me, it'll be fun because you can discuss it. Listen, people are angry on the internet right now, which always means something

big go-down in sports entertainment. Let's give the good bits and up. The bare bits are down. Let me start with a down as well and I think I could be wrong by double-checked it so now I'm more confident because when Bronson's Reed and Bronwick came to the ring, W.W.E has done that thing where they merge their themes together. If you're a long-term fan of me, the ball

a-hole, you know I can't handle this. I don't know why. It's a pet peeve. It tries my brain crazy. All I hear is this. It's like when Brie Bella used to come out, and you've got that theme so they went, Bree, nerd. I had to fall on the floor because I couldn't handle it. This is a stupid way to start the show. It's getting it down, don't do it. Just come up with a new song. Anyway, it was those two taking on Roman. I am going to take 57 years to get to the ring because it's a pay-per-view rains and Jay Uso. And honestly, this was just a barrel of laughs. What a fantastic opener. Like when they told this

is going to be on Somerslawn, it kind of feels like more of a TV match. What do I know? Absolutely

nothing. And the dive that Roman Wains did where he almost ended up on the moon was incredible.

And Bronson did one too. The end of it was like, they could actually both be dead. Can somebody please check on them? However, we do have to do our admin here on ups and downs. It's a two on the dive counter. I also want to shout out Bronson read as well because he is now wearing the stolen sneakers from Roman around his necks and calling it the Shula Fala, which is the greatest thing of all time.

And Bronn Breaker was hilarious during this match too.

He applied a chinlock to Jay Uso once and was singing at Roman Reins going,

you suck, nobody likes you.

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