Okay, everybody keeps saying the ups and downs needs an intro, fine.

Mac, down, smack, down.

It's a smack, down.

Sometimes I will smile and other times I will frown.

See, now you regret it, and so do I.

Also, my friends are welcome to ups and downs to show where I saw the Miller take my finger

of power, and sometimes I stick it in the air, and sometimes I stick it in the ground.

That just means good and bad.

It's a very strange concept, but here we are, and it's never going to stop.

Until I'm dead, and then somebody else will take over, and then they'll die, and eventually

the concept will run its course.

What?

Let's up those doubts.

We have this video to open smack it down, reminding you about everything going on with John

Cena and the Bloodline.

Just going to tell you this, it was flubbing brilliant.

I mean, it really made me feel like I was experiencing the greatest moment of my life,

as I set it home, and watched TV.

That can't be good.

2D WWE was looking for early pops this evening too, because who came out to start the show?

It was Duke the Dumpster Drosy.

Of course, it wasn't.

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