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Right I've decided that you are going to do the show today.

Why? Don't steal my catchphrase, because you're a puppet and I'm the human.

Whatever, 2 plus 2 equals potato man.

Yeah, well you've got a head like a potato.

What?

You heard me.

Anyway, the only reason I wanted the puppet version of me

to host this week's episode of Apps and Downs

for Smacker Down is because who came out to start the show was Kevin Owens

because he had decided that he was going to do commentary for the evening

because Corey Graves away

because him and Carmella have had a baby.

So all the congratulations to them also, K.O. was just wearing a tie over his usual attire.

This is why when he does retire, he absolutely should have a seat at that desk.

Also my friends, thank you for joining me as always.

It is I, Simon Miller, the master of 2 plus 2 equals potato, which means nothing makes any sense,

so make sure you put your bottom into a seat and let's up those downs but what was a very good episode of

W. W. W. W. W. W. W. A down. Because yep one of the first things we did

here was pull the trigger. All right. Because the L. W. I came to the ring with Ray Mysterio and Ray was all like, well, let me just tell you something right away. Do you know who a thief is? Logan Paul.

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