Hello, my friends, want to Smackdown Ups and Downs or Chats and Downs.

I'm going to call it today, because as you can see, I'm in a very weird part of the world.

I can't even tell you where I am.

It's been officially ND8, but you'll find out about that in due course, but I once made you a promise.

If I could always give you the ups and downs, I will, I'm going to talk about Smackdown.

I think it's nice, right? It's like pro wrestling. You see my stupid bald face every single week

and just shaking it up here and there. I think it's good for the soul, especially. I've got my notes

down here. Smackdown started off with a bad line 2.0. I was laughing, my ass off, and genuinely

excited to get the social media reaction because Jeff Cobb is no more. We have shortened his name to J.C. Because why wouldn't you do that? And we've called J.C. Mateo or J.C. Matt, man. You can come up with whoever you want. I burst out laughing

because J.C. is the name from that guy from Ensign. That's the level of my humor. So from now

on, we shall be calling Jeff Cobb, J.C. Chavez. I think it's the Espo. Not even his name. I probably

just made it up, but I did enjoy this. I like it a lot. I like the fact that Jeff Cobb, at the

moment, I'm sure it will come, is not wearing his cool singlets or anything because he's been

indoctrinated into the bloodline. So is the co-here and he's like, listen, we're back together again, again 2.0. No one cares about Roman Reins who lost that world championship at

WrestleMania and I've now been putting the building blocks together. I'm going to win

money in the bank. I'm going to become the champion. I'm going to bring it home for the

family. Of course Jacob for two who will now call J.F. Timberlake. What my laugh at

jokes. J.F. Timberlake was all like, excuse me, friend of mine, not friend of mine,

brother of mine, cousin of mine. I've already won the US championship, so I'm already doing this,

and I'll beat up anybody. When he started to do his catchphrase, Salas Sakaa cut him off.

Like a horrible person, it's that you need to calm down, Jacob for two, you're getting all mad here and you need to tell me that you love me. This is like proper soap opera stuff.

Now, Jacob eventually does do this, but he does not do it how he did it last year. Remember that

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