Well, what the fub is going on?

Because one day before Somerslam kicks off, apparently John Sina is a baby face again. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't. Can someone please play that suspense sound effect you get in the movies? Thank you very much. Also, all my friends, motor ops and downs for WW. Smackdown, the only wrestling of you show you need. and I watch wrestling so you don't have to

and I will catch you up on everything that did go down

on this two hour WD. We Smackdown, the only wrestling of you show you need, and I watch wrestling so you don't have to,

and I will catch you up on everything that did go down on this two-hour WWB broadcast. Now,

please do go share this with your friends and say, there's this really weird, positive,

a bald guy, and you should go watch him, even if they hate me. That's okay. It's totally insane.

And people wish death on me every single day.

Still here and then one day I'm going to die. And then I guess they can celebrate.

There's a morbid way to start the show. But yes, at the start Smackdown, John Cena walked

to the ring. He still got his over the top. Oh my gosh, 17-type where entrance kind of a deal.

When he went to speak on the microphone and

Cody Rhodes came out and Cody's big plan was to stand there and listen. It's a very polite man.

Turned out the scene it was totally fine with Cody beating the ship out of him and making him sign a

contract because he realized something in his brain. Oh no, I've made some terrible decisions.

And you're right, Cody Rhodes. We should be having a good old-fashioned street fight and that's what we're going to do because John Sina has now returned to the WWE on the 1st of August, even though I'm pretty sure WWE returned to John Sina a few months ago. I got my words confused there, but you take my point. No, you don't, but still. Because he has forged this legacy over the last

25 years and all of a sudden he basically got tricked into shock television. And what happened?

After that he'll turn, he didn't say he'll turn, the people that were meant to be on his team

left him high and dry and he had to deal with it himself. Now look, we don't know for sure.

But I would assume he is talking about the Rock and Travis Scott. So here we go. We're taking that story and poup. We're kicking it out the window. He also addressed this whole idea about ruining professional wrestling and it's only because he wanted the fans to remember him. So he was thinking about the John Cena in the future and he wasn't thinking about the John Cena of today and how he would react to him. That truth is, everybody loves you anyway, John. But you know the deal. When he goes off like this, he is one of the best promos ever. It's why people calling the goat. He carried on by being a super good guy and saying, well, we don't know who's going to leave SummerSlam as the WWE champion, but it's the fans that will win,

and nothing would make me happier than that. When he dropped his hole, you want some,

come get some, and the champ is here, lines, and Cody Rhodes was smiling at him, as if he just

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