I do not flubbing believe it because it got even worse.

I need a minute.

Anyway, Smackdown started last night and Cody Rhodes found Nick Aldous to ask where Pat McAfee was.

Because of course at WrestleMania 42, it is Cody Rose versus Pat McAfee for the WWE Championship.

And Nick Aldous all like, oh man, you're not allowed to touch Pat McAfee,

because I've had orders from above.

I was like, ha, ha, ha, there it is.

We finally figured it out.

That's right. It was me. It was me.

He did it.

I decided Pat McAfee should be part of the WrestleMania 42 storyline

between Randy Orchon and

Coney Roads because I woke up one day and realized it's

2026 and in 2026 nobody is allowed

anything nice. That's right, you must be miserable

and upset all the time so I went holliverly!

And I talked a raw commentator who used to kick a football he should be part of the Saturday main event. Then I said, Pat, also make sure you sh-all overnight to. General then turned up and he also wanted a piece of Pat McAfee, but he was also told, no, no, no, you're not allowed. When we got it to smackdown proper. and I would just give you a spoiler now.

No, I did not think it was very good.

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