May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get

10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the brain again.

Trains now on Uber. Tees and sees apply. Check the Uber app.

Didn't watch Crown Jewel over the weekend. Don't worry because

W. W. W. W. basically recap the whole thing before this week's

episode of Monday Night Raw. And who would waste their time recoup in something?

Also hello my friends and welcome to their episode of Ups and Downs with me,

Simon Miller, the bald guy that shouts at you a bit.

It's a lot like living at home and you're like,

Mom, Dad, why don't you love me? They're like, we didn't even want to have you, you

stupid fall. Once again, we've arrived at a very interesting place.

Bless up those down.

Seth Rollins is also our guide to kick off this week's episode of Raw,

and he now really likes the color yellow.

He looked a little bit like Pikachu.

He was the same Drew McIntyre and Sammy's aim for everything had happened at Crown Jaw because Drew gave him the fight of his life, although he was the better man, and when it came to Sammy, well he stopped Damian Priest catching in his money in the bank. Now, clearly Drew must have been playing Call Adoupe or something,

because when his name was said he didn't arrive,

but when Sam did get the big old drop,

he came to the ring to his music.

I guess Seth Rollins did invite him, but I tell you he was not doing this.

I mean what the hell is this?

Now it was kind of lame because we found out straight away that Adam Pierce is now in possession of the

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