So imagine your workday started like this.

Oh man, I am so happy to be at work today.

Ah! Ah! Ah!

That's what happened at the start of Raw.

The code you rode's arrived,

and Brock Lesnar came from nowhere,

and he totally beat the ship out of it.

Also, hello, hello, welcome to Wups & Downs,

the show where I, Simon Miller, take my finger,

and wiggle it around and tell you what I liked about wrestling,

and what I didn't like about wrestling.

That's it.

That's the entire concept.

YouTube is a funny old place,

but I appreciate you being here.

Anywho, Brock also used Gary the Garage Door,

and Bertie the Beer Barrel,

to wound Cody Rhodes's arm,

and this is where we spent the whole show going,

oh my gosh, the American nightmare,

he may have a broken bone,

how the hell is he going to wrestle at night of champions?

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