Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn kicked off this week's episode of Raw and there was some

murmurings on that their own internet this week that maybe Kevin Owens will get some lyrics

over his entrance music soon. So I wrote my own, because here comes Good or Kevin, he's looking

for success in wrestling. Let's stop that right now. Also, hello my friends and welcome to Upsen

Downs, the show where I, Simon Miller from What Culture, take my finger and wiggle it around the

place and we decide whether we like wrestling or whether we want to hate it on this day.

And I'm going to let you win on a little bit of a secret. Just always like it. It's really easy.

You can sit there and just go, ah, ah, ah, isn't this silly? And then someone random turns

up and goes, it is silly. And then you can feel all warm and fuzzy in your tum tum.

Let's up those doubts. Because yes, Kevin Sam was super duper happy that they do get to take

on Roman reigns and solace of color at night of champions, because of course they have been screwed

over by the head of the table. So now they can get some revenge. Thankfully, Sami was also locked,

he does cheat a lot, that damn Mr. Reigns. I'm like, thank goodness for that. Sometimes we just

totally ignore it. Always was just super armed up here as well. As Zayn was like, look, he's pushing

the Upsen too far. He's pushing this title reign too far. And also, he's a psychopath. That's

like Sami. He is a psychopath, but now he's going to find you and kill you. Point though is that

he will never win these tag team championships. Come back closer. Don't tell me one, but I kind of

hope Roman Reigns does win. Like it'd be a terrible idea, but sometimes you won't kill,

and sometimes you just want to watch the world burn. And then you're not super excited, because you

just knew that somebody was going to interrupt. It is the opening promo of Raw, and without that,

the spacetime continuum fails. It was one of my favourites, but judgment day. Owens is ever

was just the best, because he was like, well, one, at least it's not the bloodline. I'm sick of those

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