Ups & Downs - WWE Raw Review (Mar 23rd)
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| 0:00.0 | So Brock Lesnar was here to kick of this week's episode of Raw with Paul Heyman. |
| 0:03.4 | And yes, Brock now has a T-shirt that says F-A-F-5 based on what Paul Heyman said last week. That's not how merchandise works. You have to wait until the crowd-star challenge thing. And only then do you put it into T-shirt production land? Like if I all of a sudden tell you I'm the lettuce personified, you don't all of a sudden get behind me being the lettuce personified. and if I turn up next week on this show, |
| 0:22.7 | with a t-shirt that said, |
| 0:23.7 | Lettis Personified. You don't all of a sudden get behind me being the Lett's Personified. |
| 0:21.1 | And if I turn up next week on this show with a T-shirt that said Lettis Personified, you're allowed to think I'm an idiot. Also, like my friends, and one of the ups and downs the only rest of you show you need. And quite wonderfully, thank you very much to Nord, who are behind this video, because damn it, do they have a deal for you? Because if you use the link in the description below or in the pinned comment, just go and click it right now. Not only are you going to |
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| 1:11.8 | There's also the screen right now and and you can check those dills at for yourself. Now let's up those downs for raw. Isn't it wonderful as well that Paul Heyman is now back to being healthy, even though his situation with Seth Rollins isn't fixed, the coolest thing about it, as he was saying, oh my gosh, Brock Les is the greatest guy in the world, every single person in Boston, Massachusetts was chanting for Oberfemi. Now, I'm a little bit worried come WrestleMania. The WW will not pull the trigger, but we have to wait and see. But if Oberfemi does not win this WrestleMania match, well, I think it's only fair that we look into a camera and say, that was stupid. Hey, when they laughed at the fact that some people are calling Oberfemi the conquerors, |
| 1:45.0 | conqueror or the double C, because look how many people have tried this, The Undertaker tried this, Fippered Dean Ambo's, has tried this, Goldberg had tried this, Braun-Strauman had tried this. I love the fact. The Hayman did not mention Roman Raines or Cody Rhodes, wink, wink, nudge, you know why. So we do get to WrestleMania. |
| 1:59.5 | Obothem, he's going to find himself on his ass, |
| 2:01.7 | just like everybody he listed off. |
| 2:03.1 | So once again, do not tell me the Brock Lesnar beating the Undertaker Street all the way back at WrestleMania 30. Didn't have some worth because it absolutely did when Paul made it very clear. Sure, last week, Oberfemi, you stood on Brock Lesne and you pointed out the sign because everybody has to do that, on the road to WrestleMania. but as far as you're concerned, that's your moment and now you get nothing else. And that very moment, too, Oberfemi's music hit, and this place went unglued, and he did his awesome walk, and he got in the ring and he looked to Brock and Brock looked at him, and this time Lesnar did attack, and he got him in position four, F5, but Oberfemmy reversed it. He smashed, Lesnar out the ring, and let's fair play to Lesnar. He sold that like a trooper, as Oberfemi started to yell at him again. What did Brock do? He basically ran away. Dun, dun, dun. So it really was just a great follow-up segment because WWE is keeping this so simple. And the good news is we don't have at least, what, three roars until WrestleMania. So as long as Brock Lesnar gets his on one of those episodes, it could mean come WrestleMania that Oberfembe is going to beat Brock Lesnar, which is what we should do. Once again, we take all this power that Brot Lesnar's had since WrestleMania 30, and now it's time to pass it across to Oberfemi and anything else would be totally dumb. |
| 3:08.3 | I am giving this an up. I mean, it feels like a WrestleMania match. I'm going to throw it down in there though, this would be very personal to me because when Brock Lester was coming to the ring, Michael Cole was like, oh my gosh, last week. Brod Lesnar got embarrassed by Oberfemi. Nobody could believe it. That shouldn't happen. That is not the way we should be treating |
| 3:24.4 | Ober Femmy. If Oba Femi walks down to the ring, everybody should go. It's the other person that's in trouble. And we did do that at the end here because we pitched Brockless as the underdog. But being being beat up by Oba is not an embarrassment. It's just fate. It's just a fact. is what should happen. I just didn't think that gelled well with the way we're trying to portray Femmy, |
| 3:41.8 | which is a monster, which is a beast, which is what should happen. I just didn't think that gelled well with the way we're trying to portray Femmy, which is a monster, |
| 3:42.6 | which is a beast, which is an absolute badass. So I'm giving it down. Did it make any different to the show? No. Dominic Mysterio then got pumped up for his intercontinental title match because of course he is taken on Penta and Dombey boy loves taking on his shape. yes, we got some highlights about what happened in this |
| 3:57.9 | flag football game from Logan Paul and Tom Brady. When Tom Brady called WWE cute, if you're one of |
| 4:04.6 | these people that went on the internet and took it as real, well, more power to you, but sometimes |
| 4:10.1 | I think you need to remember the wrestling is work. When it was time for the Usos versus the vision |
| 4:13.8 | for the WW tag team titles, though it was not for the WW tag team titles. I swear that changed at least three times next week, but yes, it wasn't on title match, which meant it ended in a disqualification. I understand that WWE is doing less of those these days, but I think it was a grand total of around about 35 minutes |
| 4:31.2 | of wrestling on this episode of Raw, which I don't mind. As long as I enjoy the thing, who cares? But my gosh, I'm bored of disqualifications. The funniest part was all the shenanigans before this, because just as the vision were going to use the Brasnucks, out came L.A. Knight to a massive pop, and he was just attacking Logan Paul, |
| 4:47.6 | but the referee didn't care about that. |
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