So this Seth Rollins thing is actually hilarious, because we started with the League of Shadow's Rejects running around. When Seth gets through it just goes, Tadda! It's absolutely me. And nobody comes out from the back to stop him, so I think he's allowed to be there. Then we had this graphic come up below him as well. And I think we were meant to think the graphic was also a masked man, but explain that one, my friend, because it's a graphic and it's not a man.

Also, yes, hello, welcome to ups and downs, the only wrestling review show you need with me, Simon Miller the Ball, Did It, and it's nice and simple. I enjoy professional wrestling for what it is, but it doesn't mean we're not going to criticise it, because as always, wrestling is the most important of the least important things. I put all the blame with a finger of power.

I have no control over this.

Someone was yelling me today going,

you just like everything WWE does and you hate. or the least important things. I put all the blame with a finger of power. I have no control over this.

Someone was yelling me today going, you just like everything WW does and you hate everything AEW does. Clearly not watching my content, but again, get mad at the digit. And speaking of that, let's up those doubts. None of those going to hazard a guess, I would assume this Seth Rollins is not 100% cleared right now, so we are trying to protect him. And even Michael Cole, when he saw these ninjas, it was like, oh my gosh, not this again, when Seth Rollins went off and essentially said, Paul Heyman, I hate you, and anybody that hangs around with you is Marks for death. It's like, well, you're supposed to be Voldemort or something, although actually given what was going to happen, it was a bit of a wink,, no, you also have to put one of the crime counter, because that does count as a death threat.

You can't say, ha ha, I'm going to murder your ass.

When out came Paul Heyman, they looked like he'd just been through a Texas death match, he was all sad, and like, oh, I can't believe this. And even though once again Seth did look at him and say, I created the vision, I'm going to destroy the vision, even though it is now, just Austin Theory and Logan Paul, who were not in the vision, that's the whole point.

He's happy that he tried to do away with Paul Heyman, and given that he's just walked out here right now, Seth Rollins is going to be the guy to finish him off. Heyman then decided to respond by being a Sesame Street character. I think today's episode was brought to us by the letter F,

because he was all like F-O-M-O,

whatever that fear of missing out thing of the jig is.

He just said F a lot before he went home. I think today's episode was brought to us by the letter F, because he was all like F-O-M-O,

whatever that fear of missing out, thing of the jig is.

He just said F-a-Lot before he went, ha-ha-ha, F-5, and out came Brock Lesnar. Imagine his name had been Steve. That had been way hard. He had been like stinking and stompin and stooping. Ah, screw it. Here comes Steve. and Steve will come out, he's wearing a suit,

and he'll probably be doing your accounts like, man,

I really don't want to beat up this guy.

Now, Brock absolutely wrecked all the masks, man. That's great. Here comes Steve. And Steve will come out and he's wearing a suit and he'll probably be doing your accounts.

Like, man, I really don't want to beat up this guy. Now, Brock absolutely wrecked all the masked men, once again, proving they are totally useless. And one of these dudes was super duper jacked, but Lesnar still killed him. When Seth Rollins smiled, all the lights went out, and man, out came Oberfemmy. The best thing about this, as soon as those green lights started, this place came unglued. They were so pumped for it. I'm so damn mad. I've seen this one of the internet today. They're like, oh, I'm so happy. The Brat Lesnar took all the power on his fingertips and gave me to Oberfemi. That's like 2% true because 98% of this is just Obfem, this is in NXT, he's been doing it ever since he's been caught up to the main roster.

Don't you drag other people into this? Oberfemi is the greatest rest of walking the earth right now and I will not hear anything else. Seth Roman's also sold like it was part of his plan. So many people like, I can't believe he just ran away from the ring. We literally had a shot after this of him with his armfrost going ha ha ha ha like he was M bison, but this is the point. Brot looked at Ober. Ober looked at Brock when Lesnar ran at Oberfemi and Oberfemi hoisted this dude up like he was a feather and he powerbbed him and this is one of the coolest damn things I've seen on WWTV for a while. then instantly I got scared as I come like, oh, man, there's evidence of them doing stuff like this in the past. And then we get to WrestleMania and Oberfemi loses. So look me in the eye. I'm going to look you in the eye. This cannot happen, okay? Wins and losses really don't matter sometimes. But they do on occasion. And this is one of those. Oba Femi has to beat Brock Lesner.

If he doesn't, I'm going to make it my entire personality.

Femmy even looked like he was crying after this. He was so damn pumped up, and he put his boot on Brock Lesnar. I went, ah, I am the best, and actually think Brock told him to do that. So more power to that guy. And I just think we should actually do with Oberfemmy what we did with Brock Lesnar in 2002.

And by SummerSlam, Ober should be becoming the WWF champion. that guy. And I just think we should actually do with Oberfemi, what we did with Brot Lesnar in 2002.

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