To imagine if you will, you would never seen professional wrestling before and you tuned

into Monday Night Raw for the first time last week. You would have heard a metal wrist start,

then a man came out in some sort of fluffy coat as all the fans went, whoa, oh, oh,

and I totally understand why you would become a fan for life too.

Also, how are my friends? My name is Simon from What Culture. Thank you very much for joining me.

For another episode of Ups and Downs, where we take this finger of power and we say,

yes, that was good, or we say no, that was bad. You then say, Simon, I think you're paid off

by WWE, which is the funniest, funniest thing ever, because it would mean that Vince McMahon has

to ring me up on a Tuesday morning, go home, pal, make sure you give this an up. I look, if it ever

does happen, I'm going to tell you, because that would be wild. Let's up those downs.

And of course, we did just talk about Seth Rollins and he was here to open up Monday Night Raw,

because he had an open challenge for his brand new World Heavyweight Championship.

Didn't have one. And why? Because he decided to stand there as the fans did go, whoa, oh,

so Finn Banner was like, this absolute schmuck, I'm going to attack him from behind.

And he did. He also hit the cook de gras off some of the still steps and Allen announced

table, and he's absolutely cracked me up, because I was like, Finn, if you do it off the top rope,

like you usually do, you will have more height, whereas when you're doing it off the still steps,

and Allen, you will love it towards the ground. But he did it so damn aggressively, can you believe

it? It worked. Officials eventually chased him away and I tell you, as whole Finn Banner,

who is super duper mad, is such a good character. I actually think it's crazy that WWE took this

long to allow him to run wild. He's flabbing great. And then saw Seth in the back and was all like,

oh, I'm injured, but I want to beat up Finn Banner. And Banner returned and threw Seth into a box-like

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