Day you so kicked off this week's episode of Roar and this dude is totally obsessed with trying to get double entrances. I mean, who doesn't want double things? It sounds absolutely terrible, so let's move on. When he got interrupted by Paul Heyman, because again, Paul Heyman doesn't like things happening in twos. Also, all my friends, one of ups and downs. The only Rastings with you show you need and please today go and share this because there's one brand new segment which I'm particularly proud of and it's super duper dumb. That's the reason to get on board. Anyway, let's take the finger of power and give the good bits and up and the bad bits are down because SummerSlam is coming my friend. So say goodbye to your flipping weekend. I haven't made it very clear he wasn't here to disrespect Jay while he was obviously disrespected him, and he was like, oh, hi, this was definitely patronising. Not only is your nickname, Main Event Jay Uso, but you're also in the main event. I mean, he may as well clap to him and going, oh, do you want an ice cream? I'll get you a cookie. Paul did want to talk about family, though, as he brought in Roman Reigns. He was like you accepted that guy's invitation to take on Bronbreaker and Bronzerie at SummerSlam Hot WrestleMania. You must be crazy my friend because he doesn't care about you. He's only trying to use you for what you've got. Hayman also made sure to say that he was shocked by all of this and was like poor, he didn't pull the winning lottery ticket out of his ass and at Somerslam Bron and Bronon will take take advantage of that when it was like, poor, he didn't pull the winning lottery ticket out of his ass. And at Somerslam, Bron and Bron, certain will take advantage of that. When he was like, let me provide you with some evidence about bad families. I bet your mother told you at Christmas time, it was Santa Claus leaving those gifts under the tree, but it was not, that's a pile bologna, and you could all boo me here in the arena, but your mother's lied to you too, unless you are

Jewish, because of course we go all in with Hanukkah. Now let's just get something straight,

okay? Paul Heyman is a bad dude. You can't believe Paul Heyman. We all know on December 25th,

the moms and the dads and father Christmases and Santa Claus, they all work together. All right,

so do not worry, my younger audience, it's totally okay. Santa's got your back. You just have to be on the good list. And how does he find out you're on the good list? He talks to your parents. Bad have been badrable. He also said your father lied to you as well because Rikishi always tells you that you were next in line. But who did Roman pick when the time came for it? It was Solosokoa.

That's like that.

Is true, Jay? Rikishi always tells you that you were next in line, but who did Roman pick when the time came

for it was Sola Sacoa?

That's like that is true, Jay.

He also emotionally manipulated you.

You need to get out of dog.

The only reason Paul is telling Jay this as well is because he cares about him when he said

Yeat and drop the microphone, which is the strangest way to end a conversation.

When of course Jay Uso came back with stereotypical baby face fire, he's not going to listen to this idiot. He has proven he can do it by himself because he won the World Rumble, he won the World Championship. Without Roman Reigns and also at WrestleMania, you screwed over the tribal chief, so now revenge is coming to you. I need somebody, preferably Pope Heyman, to go, yeah, but you do remember why I did all of this, because after WrestleMania 40, Roman Raines totally abandoned me. Why are we not mentioning this more? Jay also made it clear that he's all about family, because without them, he wouldn't be here, which is true, he didn't just pop out of a wound one day. There had to be some sexual intercourse, which is the worst thing've ever said, when he made sure to go yit, yeet, yeet, yeet, when he finally did his second entrance. But actually, it was his first exit. So now we have entered a paradox. So while this was kind of your usual raw opening, I think it was massively important because it's telling you, it's not Jay Uso Roman Reigns anymore. Jay Uso can stand on his own two feet. If he wants to go out there and grab a microphone and yell at Paul Heyman, he most definitely can't. But ultimately, Paul Heyman got booed. Jay Uso is still getting massive cheers, so nothing has changed, which is absolutely a good thing. I'm going to give it an app. Like, it was a little bit dry, but it totally did the job. When dare I say it, we got a party match. I'm just going to take that, leave it here and exit stage, right? I don't need the heat. There's also AJ Styles, Kyrie Seine and Oscar taking on Dominant Mysterio, Roxanne Perez, and Raquel Rodriguez. And when does WWE ever do these kind of matches? They always stay away from mixed tags. But of course, we still had that magical rule that if Dom got a tag, AJ Stiles had to get in, even if other people were fighting. Just the way that it works, it were wrestling, entertainers. Now there was a lot of distracting in this, but actually I think my new rule when it comes to Dickboard is that if you are in the match, there's lots of you, there's nothing wrong. We're doing some distractions and confusion and some interference because at least it is the participants. Raquel was going nuts here. She was beating people up. She was pulling Oscar off the apron to stop her getting a tag when eventually AJ Stiles did get the hot one. He ran wild and he kicked the crap out of Dominic

Mysterio and Detroit City absolutely loved it. Him and Kari Sayne also did this awesome double combo dive thing of a jig, so bam, put a one on the dive counter. And ultimately, there was some shenanigans, Raquel got mad, Doric Mysterio is left totally blind. So AJ Stiles Hit him with a phenomenal forearm, and he won.

One, two, three.

That's the long and the short of it.

Come this weekend, I do not think Ad Stiles is becoming the icy champ, hence why he got the win here. I am looking forward to that match though, because sometimes nice is just nice and this is nice. And also it's a proper like legend of the game, taking on a new legend of the game, and these are the type of matches we should get at SummerSlam. I hope we'd come up with a good idea. Also, speaking of the dickboard, that match is going to be drowning in dicks. Shouldn't have said. I'm sorry. Just give it an up. I'm going again. Maybe I'll go have a sandwich. So I enjoyed that and now we do carry on because Seamus was being interviewed and he was like, oh man, me and Rousse have had a big man, slapin' man meat match and maybe we can do it again. That does feel like a tease when instead Grace and Waller and the new day arrived and grace was all like, oh man, and we're the best tag team ever and we don't like you, Seamus. So Seamus challenged him to a match. When Grayson turned around and Xavier and Kofi had run away, they remain the best. I've no idea what we're doing with Grayson either, because I guess this is a little bit of a brand new push for him, or at least he's being featured more. And he's got himself mega ripped when this went about two minutes. Shamers broke kicked him right in the face. One, two was it he was dead but again i just expect this from grace and wall of these days so if you are going to level up shamis why the flub not when rusev ran in he clonked shamus with the shalali as he applied the accolade i think he was trying to kill him then later on russed did an interview and said the third match is coming, but it's not happening at Somerslam. But I am going to give it an up, because at least now, we're throwing some wood into the fire. Like before, they would just turn up and be like, oh, okay, yeah, sweet. We are going to have another fight. Let them promo, let them talk, and let's add some real beef into this. Again, we've got the man meat,

now we need the rest. Naomi was then being interviewed and she made it clear that EO Sky can fly

and that Ria Ripley can bring the brutality, but Naomi has both of these already, so they're totally

screwed, and also the rest of the roster may be passive-aggressive, but she's aggressive

aggressive, but she went ha ha ha ha, she just walked off. She's one of the best new characters. On WWTV, she entertains me greatly and I think she will win at SummerSlam. Makes me a happy man. Hey, we was then trying to wind up Bronson Reed using internet logic as he was like, have you seen what people have said? They think because Seth Rollins is out for a long time, yeah, right, and he's back at Somerslam, that we are now just a leaderless group. And Bronbaker walked in and said, nope, I'm the leader now. And later on, Bronson, you need to kill Jay Uso. Then after he had ran away, him and Paul Hayman, like, we've got a plan, and you'll be shocked to hear

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