So the Usso started this week's episode of Raw, which was kind of weird because it was the last week or two weeks ago when Jimmy had gone, you need to enter the quiet fire and win the World Championship through the Elimination Chamber and get back to WrestleMania and now they were just doing some tag teaming. Also, I am so sick and tired of the Jay Uso hate. That guy is super duper fun and I won't hear it anymore. It's not true. Now you all said it to me directly because you will be so mad. but man, I am on the Jay Uso Traynor fight.

Also, my friends! It's super duper fun, and I won't hear it anymore. It's not true. Now you all send it to me directly, because you will be so mad,

but man, I am on the Jay Uso trainer fan.

Also, all of my friends, and welcome to ups and downs. The only rest of you show you need with I, Simon, the board A-hole. I appreciate you stopping by, and essentially we are going to go through Monday Night Royal. the good bits get it up, the bad bit gets it down.

I'm also a professional wrestler myself,

which means I know more than everybody

when it comes to sports entertainment.

And I've said it now, so it must be true. 99% sure that is how life works. Let's up those doubts. The Uso's actually didn't get to say anything because before they'd even made their way into the ring, they got cut off by the vision. I don't know why this was so funny, but Jay Uso had a green t-shirt wrapped around his head.

I just think out of context, it made no sense whatsoever. I mean, observed. Logan Paul then started going on about his Pokemon card that he had just sold for $16.2.2 million, whatever the flub it was. And I'm just going to give that a down. If you know, you know, you don't know, don't worry about it, and maybe have a totally different opinion, which is totally fine by me.

I just think we took what was a very fun hobby

and now we've nuclear bombed it into the ground. Now, really, Paul Heyman and friends were super duper mad, because of course last week, Austin Theory's place in the chamber had been cost by the Masked, so they did want revenge. When out came Adam Pearce, he was like, would you just come down? We can do this backstage. We could do this professionally.

If you stopped acting like children, maybe we could sort this. And Austin Thier was like, nah, I want to do it right now. That's when Adam was like, your half to blame for this, you absolute goobers. Because if you weren't running around a ring site interfering, the wrestling security could have dealt with the masked man, but they were too busy with Bronson Reed, and they were too busy with Loken Paul.

That's like, Alan Pierce, I'm a big fan of you.

That is not true. We all know that wrestling security guards are useless. Hamel and Demanded the Bronson Reed enter the elimination chambers. Adam Pierce is like, listen, I already know you've gone above my head. So he is going to be in a qualifier next week. Listen, there's so many there mystery people on Monday Night Raw at the moment, but we do need to know who was on the

other end of this phone. This is how Brom Brayker got brought back from his suspension, which was weeks ago, and we still have no clue. And I think Paul Heyman did an outside interview saying it wasn't Triple H and it was someone even bigger than four that. So, WW better not forget it. I need to know. I mean,

maybe it was Santa Claus because would you say no to Santa Claus? You absolutely would.

Ellen I then interrupted because quite clearly he thought this opening proper hadn't gone long enough

when I may have died because I realized that Jimmy and Jay were just in the crowd doing nothing

probably being like, wait a minute, we were meant to have a

segment here. I mean, it likely looked like this.

Adam Pierce, everything you're doing with the masked man, you can sort of this out, weird everything about Monday Night War. LA Night, of course, still wants to kick the Vision's ass, though, because they did crush him on a car, which is not the name my brand new children's book. I think he called Logan Paul a broccoli-haired bitch,

which is a very interesting insult.

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