So Naomi is pregnant. Straightaway, congratulations to her and Big Jim Jimmy Uso.

Wrestling is cool and all, but it's also the least important of the most important things.

Other way around, the most important of the least important things. Real life is what we need

to get at, although I do want to say hello and welcome to all the internet doctors that have sprung

out on social media and just giving us a load of tips and advice and telling us

how terrible this all is. I am so happy to have you here, obviously not take them. Bam,

kicked them into next week and again a couple of thumbs for Naomi and Big Jim. That's a pretty

damn cool story. Also, hello, my friends. Welcome to ups and downs for Monday Night Raw,

the only real wrestling show you need. Don't worry. You haven't gone crazy, you didn't get men in black flashy thingy to travel back to the past. I just thought if Roar is going to do the same thing every single week, so will I. I'm going to regret saying that. People will now yell at me on social media all day. Who the fluff cares? Let's up those downs. Somebody called Bill Murray. But yes, Raw did kick off with the Vision coming to the ring because they come to the ring at every start of Raw. That name is a bit silly. Somebody asked me about this the other day. The Vision kind of sounds like some kind of shop you go to to get new spectacles. It's like all names in wrestling. It may sound stupid now.

In a month's time, we won't be bothered about it.

Paul Heyman got cheered as well because we were in Philadelphia when he even said,

ha ha, the city wanted to make a statue of me, but I said, no, I'm too humble for that.

When he called himself a goat, then he called Seth Rollins a goat, and he called

Bronzer Reader goat, and he called Bronbreaker a goat, then he called Seth Rollins a go, and he called Bronson Reader goat, and he called Bronzer a goat, essentially. At one point, I was like, maybe he's talking about literal

goats. Maybe he does have an eye problem, which is why they are called division, and when

he sees D-3, he sees goats. I mean, we're not Paul Heyman, we don't know. He was reminded us that

Bronson loves stealing shoes, and he has done. I think he has two pairs of the Shula Fala from Roman Rains.

Let's not forget, this basically makes him the new repo man, or makes him the current king of Goofy Wrestling for life.

They are going to have a match at Clash in Paris, which we'll get to later, and I think the stipulation should be the loser is never allowed to wear footwear again.

Heyman also made sure to remind us that Seth Follins has beaten Roman in the past, that's going to tie into the future.

And just when Sethy boy was going to talk, Jimmy Uso interrupted, and even though he was in the fans,

he must have had like an ear tap to backstage go, but you let me know when Seth opens his mouth,

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