Hello, my friends. I welcome to ups and downs for money in the bank life from London

to London. So before we do anything, I have to do, we don't do anything. Before I go any further, I just want to shout out Virgin Media Gamepad who have treated me very, very nicely today.

Thank you so much. It's a brand new gaming facility in the O2 Arena. Thank you so much for being kind to me. You're good, good people.

As you can see, we are outside the O2 Arena. People are going crazy. Myself and Steve is going up to say that. My friends, let's ask the biggest question of the night. Did you have a good time?

I had a flubbing good time too. Now I tell you, there are a few things that happened on this show that I will look back on on my deathbed and think to myself, I was flubbing glad I got to see that live.

Now, I do feel right. Let's talk about that right now. Halfway through the show, we'll get there in a minute when Liv Morgan and Raquel Rodriguez became the tag show.

Do you know what the official WWE account tweeted out? You can look at this right now. Well, this makes us feel warm and fuzzy.

Now, WWE, you were four words away from receiving a cease and distaste. It works. It works. That's right.

I tell this story every time. The first time I said warm and fuzzy in my time, there was someone very close to me who said, Simon, you cannot say that on camera.

And I said, now I'm going to say it twice as much. And here we are today. Right, my friends, let's up some downs, okay?

Now, we are going to start off controversially, but please allow me to say my piece before you try and crucify me, okay?

I like being alive because the very first match was our men's money in the bank match now. As ever, as ever, every single person that was in this, I massively respect what the hell you go through.

It is nuts. I am a wrestler. I've been in normal matches. I've heard, don't like it. And you go absolutely crazy. Just go nuts for everybody in this damn match.

Seriously, seriously, man. It was just, that's right. That's a perfect segue. These kind of ups and downs are always a little bit crazy.

There was a little bit all over the place. I'm just going to say out loud as plain and simply as I can. Was I disappointed that LA Knight didn't win? You bet your ass.

I was very disappointed because when LA Knight came out, the O2 Arena came unglued. And it was the first moment I was like, man, I love the fact I take it to experience this.

And you can sit on LA Knight's face. He was having the time of his life. And when you see a performer having the time of their life, all of a sudden you're having the time of your life too. It's called energy in your tum tum.

But here's the deal. Here's the deal. Here's the deal. Even though I was super disappointed, I'm a human being. And I can have conflicting emotions. And I can't lie.

Given that we weren't going to give it to LA Knight, when I saw Flippin' Damien Priest, Punishment Martinez from Ring of Honor, who I have liked for a long time, I was super happy for that guy.

No, I understand there's a stupid way to watch wrestling. He's like, oh, he's worked so hard. I'm so pleased. But it's just true. And I love the judgement day. And I thought it was going to time to later.

So here's what I'm going to do. I've read a bunch of stuff down here. This is the stuff I have to write, right? Everyone jumps on Logan Paul. That was very funny.

Everyone just beat up Logan Paul the entire time.

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