Oh, my friends, sorry for what culture here, back on my feet, but I am still so damn ill.

If I collapse, join the Miller's Ups and Downs, you're just gonna have to come and save me,

even though you don't know where I live. Also, we are doing a new Japan show, and as we said last

year, it means this is gonna be a very naked episode of the show. Some reason New Japan doesn't

like anyone using any of their assets, we just gotta make do as best we can.

But Wrestle Kingdom 17 is in the book, so I decided to figure out whether it was a good show,

whether it was an average show, or whether it was a pant show. Those are the only three options.

So there is too much to talk about when it comes to the whole damn thing,

so we'll just go through the pre-show really quickly. The Rambo was really funny,

because L-Fantasma at one point eliminated someone, but squeezing their nipples.

And we have Natonio and Noki Moro match, which made me feel all warm and fuzzy in my tummy.

If you do intend to go and watch it later, I would say you should stick on the pre-show as well,

because like I say, it just sets up the mood, but I do have to give it enough move onto everything else.

Otherwise, this damn thing is gonna take about 52 minutes. It may not have done anything

eventually start, and man did New Japan know what they were doing, because they were like, hi,

why don't we have an IWGP junior tag team title match? These four guys just went absolutely

crazy, because it was champion TJP and Akira taking on Leo Rush and Yo, and of course they just

went, move, flip, flop, up, down, left, right, up, I'm over there, you can't stop me, oh my gosh,

I'm going to do a dive. And then we're going at such pace, all of a sudden from nowhere,

Leo Rush was just pouring with blood, and I turned into his father during me, so I was like,

should we stop the match? It looks quite bad. Somehow it made Rush even cooler though,

because again, he has such pace to him, given that he had blood running down his face,

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