Okay, so I do not believe that this is going to happen.

You know what some people say?

If you really, really, really try and manifest something in your mind,

it will come true, well that's what I'm going to do right now,

because I'm going to put my fist together and go,

I want the WWE brand split-twend,

and I want Raw and SmackDown to become one of the same.

I don't want to talk about, well, you are about to find out,

or you already know if you did watch SmackDown this week,

because my word, all these storylines coming together,

made me a very happy panda.

Hello, my name is Simon Mellow, welcome to Ups and Downs,

a show where we take the finger of power,

and we give the good bits and up at the bad bits and down.

It does exactly what it says on the team.

We also have a retro version called retro Ups and Downs.

Make sure you check that out on the channel right now,

but in terms of what we're doing here,

let's up those downs for SmackDown.

And as already said, surprise, surprise, having a symbiotic relationship

between our Monday nights and Friday nights,

made this so-dant entertaining.

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