Oh, everybody, mine is time for one culture.

Thank you for joining me yet again for another edition of Ups and Downs.

And I just want to put this out into the ether and hope somebody hears it and does something about it.

If you're running a wrestling promotion and you think you can get something on TV,

just make it 60 minutes.

I swear one hour wrestling shows fly by quick and then I lost my hair and I flip it.

This also leads me onto AEW Rampage, which is a one hour wrestling show.

And it's hard to find out whether it was any good or whether I didn't like it at all.

You then go in the comments and go, Simon, you don't know what you're talking about.

It's just what life is, but let's up those downs.

Billy Dunn versus Derby Allen was our opening contest this week.

And let's talk about it.

Obviously, otherwise it's just going to be me stood here like this.

And I think that'd be a little bit awkward.

Now look, I certainly wasn't against this because one Billy Gunn is still a pretty big name in all of professional wrestling,

meaning if Derby Allen beats him, he's beating a big name.

But also too, I think it's about time we did do something bigger with the gun club.

They've been doing really well on dark and elevation.

I could also understand why AEW did what they did because Billy Gunn is absolutely huge.

And even if you saw him here, you do not understand it.

And how the hell he looks like this at 58 years old.

Well, flood me sideways.

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