But I'm just going to say it, they're building up to this for a few damn weeks,

then one goes crazy on the internet, I like rampant, I truly, truly do.

It's just so weird, it's so random, it's so bizarre, but more importantly,

it respects goofy wrestling for life, and I, Simon Miller, enjoy goofy wrestling.

I also enjoy taking my finger and pointing up and pointing down and shouting words like ups and downs,

which is very handy for the next 15 minutes or so because it is ups and downs,

the review show where we give opinions and act like we know what we're talking about.

And do a way, no way, let's up those now.

I'll be Alan versus Juice Robinson for the TNT title as our first match on rampade,

and I was torn here because I like Darby Alan, but it also liked the juice.

Amazingly, this started kind of slow too, now that's not a criticism and I really enjoyed it,

but given who was involved, I just thought they were going to hit their go button

and go absolutely nuts, instead they took their time and they probably meant the finish was even better.

But I say that, but early on, Alan still took a backdrop to the floor

because he's intent on killing himself when juice grabbed him and threw him into barricade.

And I said, smack their ups and downs, I said, down on my ups and downs, I said,

I'll roar ups and downs.

Can we please have some respect for Barry?

I mean, think about this, engage your brain.

When was the last time Bars didn't get absolutely murked?

That's right, it happens all the time, just for Barry.

Darby also went right into Simba the Steel Steps and one day I swear he's not going to have any bones left,

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