Hello, my friends. Do not adjust your television screens is I, Simon Miller. This is ups and down to

down to the A.W. Dynamite, but I'm downstairs in my house because for some reason the power has been turned off. I ran the electric company. I said, why has the power been turned off? They were like, ha ha, we don't know, but you should have been notified. It's going to be off all day. That's alright because I have a little bit of power on my laptop and I have a little bit of power on my phone.

So let's try and squeeze this in and get it edited. Otherwise we're all screwed. Not really, but thanks for joining as always. Now let's up those downs. For in some ways, it was a very strange episode of AEWD Nimi Day. So the reason it's got people talking, I do understand this, is that before the show, Tony Chavallon's like, oh, hi, do I have a great announcement for you? We have a brand new championship, and it's called the national title, and it's going to start being defended at full gear when essentially we have a casino battle royal to crown the first ever champion. I was like, wait a minute, one, this has come from nowhere, It like teleported in from the Starship Enterprise, but also, I thought that's what the international title was for, because we mentioned CMLL, we mentioned New Japan, I suppose we mentioned Ring of Honor. It can go here, there and everywhere. But even outside of that, you can do that with any title. Like if the AEW World Championship was at, I don't know, Fantistica Mania, that's not how you pronounce that show.

Nobody would be too surprised.

One of the coolest things about AEW is the forbidden door, and you can go here, there and everywhere, and you can defend your championships.

And also, yes, there was no build.

Like personally, I think all wrestling promotions in the modern age have way too many titles. That doesn't mean that you can't add more, but you just want to make sure when you do add them, has some hype behind it. But because there was no hype, it feels like when we do crown our first winner, now you're going to have to create the hype. Also, as I continue on my rant, we are still waiting to crown the first ever

women's tag team championships. So if you want to put a bright light on something, it should

probably be that, you know? And I can be totally wrong as always, I so often am, but I am going

to give it a down. I mean, it just kind of felt like a missed opportunity, but also I feel like

an opportunity we do not need.

Now we have to wait and see maybe somebody massive wins this belt. It's like, oh my gosh, I can't believe it. But it's the opposite of less is more. It's more is more. And we do have more as more. Well, it feels less. And that was basically wrestling poetry. I am going to give it a down. I just don't think we need it. thankfully though

Samoa Joan the opportunities then came to the ring

because I am going to give it a down. I just don't think we need it. Thankfully, though, Samoa Joe and the opportunities then came to the ring, because of course Tony Chivani was there, and Smowa's like, yeah, you know that little skit you did last with Hangl at a page? I don't like you, so now you must die. And the commentators were so surprised about this. I was like he is being a fair man.

I mean, Samojo has gone insane, but quite clearly Tony Schiavani must have known that Hangman Annam Page was going to dress up as him. Otherwise, you never would have got away with it in the first place. It's Scooby-Doh. To Bartram Powerhouse Hobbs were here as well, and they who had to beat up Tony Shivani. one of course out came hook any Eddie Kingston and Hangmate Adam Page to make the

save because as we were going to learn actually this had been around already our main event

was going to be them and a six-man tech and after Hangman had gone Ha-ha Samojo I think you're

a part of crap hook took the mic and said oh man you want to be a bunch of when you should put

those trio's toes on the line this is why Samojo is one of the best wrestlers ever. He reacted to this like somebody had just stolen all the money from his bank account. You don't talk to me like that, you stupid child. If you want some gold to be on the line, you bet your ass. Honestly, Samoa Joe better go into all the Hall of Fame when they all said and done, the man is gold.

We didn't got to confirm that the main event will be for the Trio's titles. And I was like, man, everybody's already forgot about the brand new belt because we're talking about other ones, but actually there was a segment later to try and get you jeed up again. We'll get to that when we do get there, but I am going to give this and up. listen up. Hang my Anna page is just great

and this is mojo. Well, I'm basically

in love with him and I was in love with him already. What up? Given the news, blood and guts next week as well, which is a very strange sentence, we need to decide who is going to have an advantage in the kind of war games, but not really cage match, so we were going to do a bunch of matches to

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