Can you make it?

Has lost his flippin' damn mind.

I mean, we've seen him goin' off the rails for the last few weeks, but on this episode

of Dynamite, I think he's finally gone crazy, and I also think very, very quickly he's

run down friends.

However, can you make it, is the A.W. champion?

Can you make it, is also a brilliant professional wrestler, so I just want to say, Ken, if you

need a friend, I will be that guy.

It'll turn me down like everybody always does, but it's okay because I've run out of tears.

For my name is Simon Miller, and what culture wrestling we did, just hammered on the episode

of AEW Dynamite, so now you're asking yourself, won't it get it up, or does it get it down?

I don't know, but this does the broken finger of power, so we are going to go through every

single segment, and the good bits indeed will get it up, and the bad bits, that's right,

will get it down, so let's up those downs for AEW Dynamite.

Obviously, I kind of just introduced the show 71 times.

Dynamite kicked off with Kenny Omega taking on Matt Sidel, and my word didn't Kenny let

you know it, because when he was making his way to the ring, he was shouting, first match,

really, I can't believe it, because of course he is the champion, and he thinks he deserves

main event stainless.

John Callis then joined commentary and said it was wonderful that Kenny was given a young

up-and-comer like Matt Sidel down opportunity, when Jim Ross went, you fool, you moron,

Matt Sidel is older than Kenny Omega, I'm not going to lie, all of this was brilliant.

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