So the big question coming out of the four-hour block of AW programming for Fighter Fest is did Excalibur need to pee?

Now you're saying, Simon, AW, paperfeuser longer than this.

Why did this come into your brain?

I don't know.

It's a weird show.

Also, my friends, I'm one of ups and downs.

Listen, I'm just taking the intro.

And I'm throwing it over there because we have so much to get through. It's a little bit long for my tastes, but also I love the fact we do live in this crazy wrestling world.

Let's give the good bits and up and the bad bits are down for our dynamite.

Tony Storm and Mercedes-Meney were basically talking about food as well backstage,

so I guess it did tie into our life admin without when out came Will Osprey, because he wanted to say, listen, I have tried

to get Hangman, Adam Page and Swirf Strickland on the same page, but I can't do it. I was like,

Will you've been trying for a week? I think it needs more effort than there. To be fair though,

AEW did show a bunch of clips that all of these guys now falling out because, yes, William and Swirth had had a little talk on collision. When Osprey turned his

attention to John Moxie, he was like, listen, John, you keep saying how AEW isn't the show

you want it to be, well, why don't you piss off? And also here's a bunch of names that have made

AEW popular again and you're not on that list. It's like, Will, that's a little bit mean. That is why the death riders are a threat though, because they're standing in the way of this success

when he was like, so Swerve, if you can't see that or you don't rank it on the importance meter, then maybe you're a threat too.

And listen, Swir Strickland, you're my brother, I've known you for the last 12 years, and I would take a bullet for you, but I would take a bullet for AEW first. Listen, this was a great segment,

and this storyline does feel top tier,

but in my head, I was like,

Willem, definitely never do that.

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