So AEW Blood and Guys is back.

Blood and Gut. Who wrote Guys? So AWW Blood and Guts is back, which is always a ridiculous thing to say, because it sounds absolutely disgusting. It's one of the reasons I like AEW. If they advertise something as Blood and Guts, you can tune in and you'll get Blood and Guts. We're not literally here. But if you like the red stuff, good grief. We've got buckets of the stuff. But it did actually make for a very entertaining dynamite, which makes me sound like an absolute crazy person. Hello, welcome to ups and downs, the only rascal of you show you need. I have watched all league wrestling, dynamite, blood and guts, special extravaganza, whoopsie-do. And I'm going to tell you the good bits and the bad bits and it all gets ups and downs. If you disagree with me, that's great, because we can all have a big hug

when we meet at a show in the future. These just random words. None of this makes sense.

Let's up those doubts. Also, thank you very much to the person that bought this sign. There's

always the coolest thing ever, so I bowed down to you, and it doesn't really for warm and fuzzy in my tum-tum, and of course you get an up when, of course, we kicked off with the women's blood and guts match, because if you are going to have two blood and guts matches, one has to go at the end, and one has to go at the beginning. Now, personally, and this goes for war games too over in WWE, I just think every year you should look at the stories and go,

this year it's the women.

Next year it can be the men's. Or you can do two women's back to back. It doesn't matter. It just means you can come up with spots. They're going to hit harder because two hours later, more people don't need to go out there and come up with new spots. That also doesn't matter in terms what we did do on this evening,

because once again, flood me sideways.

It was just now.

We also had Mercedes-Mennie,

Marina Shafir, Megan Bain, the triangle of madness, taking on Willow Nightingale, Tony Storm,

Chris Dattlander, Jamie Hater, Harley Cameron, and Mira Siracara, and basically, once again,

I can only repeat myself here, it was totally, totally mad and the amount of

blood. Well, the first people out was Willow Nightingale Sky Blue. In about eight seconds, Sky Blue was

bleeding. So I suppose you could call her Sky Red. That makes me the stupidest person ever. And everybody

came out with weapons. And then we had a barbed wire bat almost instantly and Willow came

out with a trash can. As that, Wills, you've lost this game. Julia Hart was in after that as well, which worked for the Triangle of Madness and how much they love hypotenuse. And when Harley Caraman joined in, she just got a chair and threw it into somebody's face and the next person was Teckler. So I was like, man, everybody wants to be part of the Triangle of Madness because they've got their ship together.

Some of the beltwips after this as well, you could hear in Australia they were so loud. And when Jamie Hater walked out, I think she had learned because she had a bag of tax and she was just hitting people with the bag, and of course they were going to be used, and of course it was going to be totally'Alander came out with a pool cue so maybe she'd been playing. Somebody went, ah, Chris, you've got to go. And I really enjoyed Mercedes entrance because all of a sudden all of her belts were set up at ringside on a table. But at one point, she threw some of these championships to her team and they all used them as weapons. and I was like, well, that's why she's been doing it. That's why she wanted to beat the record. So down the line, she could essentially commit a crime. She also hit Chris Duckland with a tornado DDT and surprise, surprise, Chris was then bleeding. And when Mirrish Sirakara eventually ran in, she also had, I mean, I don't know there's another barbed wire bat, or the same barbed wire bat, but it meant people were now being hit with barbed wire. And I do not forget, the law of averages tells us, that somewhere on this planet, somebody decided on this Wednesday night, oh, hi, I'm going to watch wrestling for the first time. and this is what they saw. And if that is you, please drop me a comment below because one of two things is going to happen.

Either one, you're obsessed with sports and entertainment for the rest. time and this is what they saw. And if that is you, please drop me a comment below because

one of two things is going to happen. Either one, you're obsessed with sports and entertainment for the rest of your life or you've been like, that's absolutely disgusting. Marina Shafir may have had the best walk to the ring because when she got there, she grabbed a bloody Chris Statland and started dragging her around the place, which was like a horror movie. And about two minutes after this, we had a bed of nails,

and we read the around the place, which was like a horror movie. And about two minutes after this, we had a bed of nails, Marina, grabbed Chris, and threw her into it. And Sheffir, not Sheffir, Statlander, sold down like she was dead. I tell you, whatever we've been doing with Marina over the last 12 months or even two years has worked so well because when she did arrive you're like

oh my gosh she's going to totally flub everybody at tony storm walked out like a cartoon because she was

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