So I like these AEW Residencies they're about to do.

They're going to do one in Chicago, they're doing one in Philadelphia.

I just kind of like the idea they're just going to roll up to an arena for a while

and chill out and play Nintendo, especially, because the big criticism seems to be,

well, this isn't very good when it comes to money.

I'm not about you, but when I watch my wrestling, I'm not like,

what's the financial situation? I just want to enjoy my pro wrestling show.

Also, I'm all my friends, I am Simon Little Ball Idiot, and this is the only wrestling

review show you need, because we're going to be positive peats, but that doesn't mean

we don't give some downs sometimes, which do mean not very good, and we also give ups,

which means super good.

That was the world's worth intro, but you've done it now. You are here.

Let's up those doubts. So, my first match is a brand new tag team, Hangman, Adam Page and Will

Osprey, taking on an also kind of new tag team, Josh Alexander and Dekeshner, but they've been

together for longer, so they're the real team. That is all my point here too, but let's get it straight before we do go on. This match absolutely ruled.

And every now and then, I just think we need to take a step back and be like, this is the

stand of a match we are just getting on free wrestling TV.

If you were watching back in the 80s and somebody had put this on, you would have thought

aliens had come to the planet because nobody would have been able to believe it.

Deep down to my tum-tum though, I kind of just think that Will and Page or Wap should have lost.

I don't know.

And I think it just mostly comes down to the fact they do have their big pay-per-view match.

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