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4.9 • 857 Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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UPDATES FOR EVERYONE!

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0:00 Intro
2:05 Ex-bf kicked me out of the van now wants something from me https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/sfjjnf/comment/huqoxnm/
16:04 My boss just LOL'd at my request for a raise https://www.reddit.com/r/phcareers/comments/1ijw0ep/my_boss_just_haha_reacted_my_message_asking_for_a/
25:03 My bf keeps disappearing into the bathroom with a stick of butter https://www.rareddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/hghwuk/my_24_f_boyfriend_30_m_keeps_disappearing_into/
43:41 My husband has a "Camila" https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1ap7s3f/i_36f_found_out_that_my_husband_38m_has_a_camilla/

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Smosh reads Reddit Stories. I'm Shane and today's theme,
0:05.0	updates. Yeah, it's a good one. And before we get into these stories, I have an update for you.
0:12.0	Later today, we have our 100th episode, our live show, and you can get tickets at live.smosh.com.
0:20.0	It's going to be at 4 p.m. Pacific Standard time. Get your tickets. Check it out. And if you're busy today, you can still get your ticket and then watch it any time until March 23rd. It's going to be a doozy. It's going to be a dozy. It's going to be a dozy. We won't be able to go back there again.
0:38.5	That's the true. Yeah. Ian, Damien. Hey. Hello. Hi. Thank you for being here. Hey, we're happy to be here. Updates are, I mean, it truly is, like, the greatest gift to mankind. It's the bread and butter. And from what I've heard, butter might come up later.
0:37.2	Do you think, do you think when, the greatest gift to mankind. It's the bread and butter. And from what I've heard, butter might come up later.
0:56.9	Do you think when like, do you think like in the, in the 50s?
1:03.3	Yeah.
1:03.8	After the, after the atomic bomb, the guys that worked on the project, was like, update, hydrogen bomb.
1:14.0	Ian, you started this the most Ian way possible.
1:16.8	Hey, butter. That sounds cool.
1:19.0	I've heard that one of the stories later involves butter.
1:21.9	What's your, what's your, what's your favorite butter?
1:23.8	I mean, drop it in the chat.
1:25.3	I like standard Irish butter.
1:45.0	Irish butter is good. I once said Irish fed butter. I think in like a smosh meeting many years ago and someone's like, what do you mean like grass fed butter? You don't feed the butter. It's the cows. I'm like, it's called grass fed butter. So yeah, carry gold. Okay. Yeah, I got carry gold at home, but like butter from the Brittany region of France.
1:47.5	Whoa, all right. Fancy man over here.
1:53.3	That's some high-grade butter, the little salt on the top.
1:54.8	It's good stuff.
1:55.6	All right.
1:57.9	Let's get into our first story, shall we?
1:58.6	Yes.
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