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Update: She Wants To Force Her Boyfriend To Be Instagram Official!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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She wanted to go social media official with her boyfriend and he wasn't having it! Did he finally agree after she sat him down this weekend? We've got the update!

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1:19.2

It's okay to be private. It's not okay to be a secret. And that's what Maggie was calling

1:23.1

us up saying that she felt like a secret because her boyfriend says that he is anti-social media. And what that means for him is he doesn't want their relationship to be posted about on social media. He doesn't want to post her on his feed and he doesn't want her to post them on her feed, basically making her feel like she's being hidden by this guy that's a big part of her life. It's her boyfriend and she wants to be able to share it. So she called us up saying she need a little pep talk trying to get to the bottom of whether or not she is being kept a secret by her boyfriend who claims that they're just being private. Didn't we have the suggestion that maybe she goes to him and just says, hey, I want to put this first one up, just letting everybody know I am in love with the greatest man that has ever walked the face of the earth outside of Jesus.

2:04.8

And then I don't post again at all. That's it. That's all we need. And see if he'll go for that. That doesn't seem harmful to me.

2:11.3

There feels like there could be some kind of compromise here. Right. My opinion is if you're, it's okay for you to not want to post me on your timeline, that's

2:19.3

totally your prerogative. But in my social media house, if you're living in my real house, you get to be in my social media house too. All right. Let's see how it went this weekend. Hey, Maggie, good morning. Hey, good morning. All right. So he was really against this idea. you're like, yeah, this must be, we must be social media official.

2:36.2

How to go?

2:37.9

Um, All right, so he was really against this idea. You're like, this must be, we must be social media official.

2:36.2

How to go?

2:38.2

It did not go as plan because we are now on a break.

2:42.6

Oh, come on.

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Really?

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