Update: He Wants A Memorial Tattoo Of His Best Friend, But She's Got A Guilty Conscience
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🗓️ 6 June 2022
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue they haven't seen each other in a week. We've been going. What's everybody been doing? |
| 0:04.9 | Just had a I don't call it a vacation anymore. They're family trips |
| 0:11.2 | You don't get the fully relaxed. No, when you have a one-year-old, it's no longer a vacation |
| 0:16.1 | It's a family trip, but we still had a wonderful time. You need a vacation from your vacation |
| 0:19.9 | Yeah, we went to a Panama City Beach baby. Okay. Yes. You do have a kid. Yes, and um, you know, it's it's an easy five and a half hour drive |
| 0:28.2 | So that's why and it was packed for Memorial Week, but the weather was perfection and yeah |
| 0:35.7 | Jimmy is a beach baby. Yeah, he loves the sand. He loves the water |
| 0:39.5 | He loves the ocean. He loves the pool like he we had a fantastic time |
| 0:43.3 | I remember when my kids when I used to take him to the beach my kids have never been eaters before right never |
| 0:49.3 | They just don't they never like reached out for food and put it in their mouth when they were younger |
| 0:53.9 | Except they love sand |
| 0:56.3 | Dovy asked me that on the way elevator up if Jimmy was eating sand Jimmy does not eat sand |
| 1:00.4 | That's all they ate when they were a kid sand |
| 1:03.3 | I took my baby to the beach and I'm like my dog eat sand is your baby |
| 1:09.1 | Mo into the dr. I did well |
| 1:11.3 | I kind of did like the two-four one thing again |
| 1:13.2 | I went to the dr for the first half of the trip and then for the second half I went and kicked it with my family |
| 1:17.0 | Okay, which I need to stop doing I need to stop trying to put two vacations in one |
| 1:20.5 | Yeah, that's not really doesn't work out the way I always think it will that's a lot of travel man |
| 1:23.7 | It is a lot of travel especially to get from dr the Colorado's like three planes it was a day |
| 1:28.3 | It was a tough day, but it was good. I needed to see my family. So it was good good. Dovy what you do? |
| 1:32.5 | I had two shows in Charleston, South Carolina at the Sparrow |
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