Hello, I'm Matt Ford and welcome to a podcasted version of my show Unspun, which is on Dave

every Wednesday at 10pm. This show features our analysis from the budget, which happened,

we brought, well we recorded this before Hammond performed his humiliating U-turn climb down.

So bear in mind that when you hear the National Insurance bit, and it also features an

interview with Harriet Harmon, Labour's former deputy leader who has an incredible story about

Robin Cook.

Hello, I'm Matt Ford. Welcome to Unspun, the show that tests the theory that laughing about

global chaos is cheaper than therapy. It's been another busy week. George Galaway has signed a

publishing deal to write children's books. They're about an ethical pirate called Red Malooka.

Galaway has denied that the character is based on him and has already finished the first three.

Red Malooka forms his own breakaway party. Red Malooka pretends to be a cat,

and Red Malooka silhouettes your courage, your strength and your end of f***ing ability.

According to WikiLeaks, the CIA conspires through our TVs, which is ridiculous.

Isn't it Adrian? Quicky trousers on mate, the blinds are open.

In tonight's packed show, our budget analysis will let you know how badly you've been screwed.

We'll get a detailed policy briefing on how awful America's healthcare system is going to get,

and I'll be joined by one of Labour's biggest hitters, their former deputy leader, Harriet Harmon.

As always, I'm joined by my house band of real MPs, the nation's heartthrobbs,

aka the election section. It's MP4.

Well, fellas, we are in an interesting situation, because tonight, at the moment, it's MP3,

because you're a band of serving MPs, there was always a risk that if there was a late vote in Parliament,

one of you wouldn't be able to get here, Pete Wishart, the SNP member of the band, is in Parliament.

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