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Welcome back to Gabbing with Gibb.

I'm your host, Gibson-Johns.

And today we are talking about The Valley.

We're talking about Summer House.

We're talking about Kenya Moore's YouTube Confessional and what that was all about.

We're talking about Mia Thornton leaving the Real Housewives of Potomac.

We're talking about Sutton's latest comments about Garcel.

And then I also have a very, very,

very quick little joint interview with Stasi Schroeder and Lisa Vanderpump, which was part of

the Vanderpump Villa season two press junket last week. So let's get into it. So I think for the

Valley premiere, obviously I talked about the Gabin with Gabe cameo in one of last week's episodes, but I didn't really get into the actual premiere.

And I feel like the best way to do that would be to maybe go couple by couple.

So, you know, taking center stage from the start on the show, where Jackson, Brittany.

And I think that's going to continue very much so in the second season.

And I mean, we're starting off with like, I was going to say we're starting off with a bang, but that would be

like really bad a word choice because we find out this story kind of right away. We hear it both

from Britney's perspective and Jack's perspective, where Jacks finds out that Britney, you know, Jackson and Britney were separated and they were allowed to hook up with other people. But it's the classic thing in this group of like, okay, but then when you're allowed to hook up other people, why do you choose a friend of mine? And Brittany chose a friend of his. And it sounds like this guy was like kind of a grifter. They were talking a lot about it in the after show, which if you're not watching the Valley after show, which you know it's going to be good when we're getting After Show after the first episode of the season. The After Show was 37 minutes long. So there's a lot of content there. And I didn't take notes during the first one, so I'll make sure to do that going forward. But I remember in the after show, they were talking a lot about how this guy was like kind of a grifter. Like he let everybody always pay for him for things. I think he has a baby mama or two. Like there's a lot going on with this guy. But anyway, he is apparently good friends with this crew. He's in this cursed voice chat. They keep on bringing up. Apparently the boys chat has 22 people in it. I mean, I can just imagine the dark shit they talk about in this group. And it keeps on being brought up. It was brought up last season too. Anyway, he's in this group. And of course, it sounds like Jack's is sort of making it seem like that they were closer friends than they actually were. They weren't like best friends, even though he kind of makes it sound that way. The other guys are kind of like, eh, like they were in the same friend group kind of thing. Well, anyway, Brittany chose to start hooking up with him. And that's what Jacks takes offense to. He's like, why of all people are you choosing a friend of mine? And we find out that then maybe Jackson and Brittany, I think Britney calls it a moment of weakness at one point. She clearly still like hooks up with Jacks, like, again, whether that's one time or they start having sex again regularly, I'm not sure. But they sleep together again. And I think in Jack's mind, that's like, oh, we're like maybe getting back together. Like we're not hooking up other people again. But then he finds Britney's naughty text with this guy. And she sent him a sexy photo and he is irate. And he is so mad that he

flips a coffee table at their house and it hits Britney and bruises her leg. So now we're getting

to physical abuse territory. This is beyond. This is beyond. And this is kind of a trend with everything he was saying this premiere.

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