Unpacking Nicole's Fear of Relationships (w/ Jess Rona)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

Date, Comedy, Relationship, Single, Raya, Therapy, Dating, Couples, Hookups, Romance, Bumble, Dating Apps, Comedy Interviews, Love, Relationships, Nicole Byer, Health & Fitness, Sex, Advice, Encounters, Tinder, Interview, Sexuality, Podcast, Hookup, Stories, Interviews, Society & Culture

4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

"Once both people like each other, the games are over." Close friend and dog groomer Jess Rona (Author of Groomed) has a heart-to-heart with Nicole to unpack her fears of being in a relationship. They also read some crazy dating app messages from men, discuss the benefits of couple's therapy, and how to talk to kids. Plus, Nicole's trying to match with Channing Tatum on Raya. Need more Nicole Byer? Check out her new podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus will be watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please, tell me why.
0:18.0	Well, well, well, well, well, look at another episode of Why won't you date me?
0:27.0	A podcast, a meaner, cold buyer tries to figure out how I'm still single.
0:31.0	Even if you fill up a balloon with come and tell me to eat the come out?
0:38.0	I don't know.
0:41.0	That one was bad.
0:43.0	Anyway, my guest today has a book called Grooond and she's really wonderful and she grooms my dogs.
0:49.0	It's Jess Rona.
0:51.0	I want to queue up like a thing where I have like audience clapping.
0:57.0	Honestly, that would be a real treat.
0:59.0	I think so.
1:00.0	Audience clapping.
1:01.0	I think I have it somewhere.
1:02.0	Whatever you say, definitive statement.
1:05.0	Whenever anybody introduces me, just like a round of applause from a crowd.
1:09.0	That would make me happy.
1:10.0	Are you opening a physical shop?
1:13.0	Yeah, I am.
1:14.0	This is so exciting.
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