making as strange of noises as we possibly can.

I don't know anything. I'm not as talkingative as I was yesterday.

Ooh.

Yeah, are you good?

Are you alive? Yeah, I'm good.

I haven't had my tea this morning.

Oh, no, that's what'll do it.

Whenever I make tea before the podcast, the podcast is always good.

And whenever you don't, the podcast sucks?

No, just because there's a pot. Just no, the inverse does not necessarily, never mind.

So you're saying the podcast sucks.

Anyway, I'm going to start it.

Cool.

Welcome to The Crunch episode 22.

This is your boy, Ethan, aka Bro Apostle.

And I'm Patrick at Catholicolic pat and today is february 12th i remember that because it's a day after my brother's birthday my brother turned

14 years old yesterday happy birthday ryan that's fun um yeah it was really funny because i was

driving to mass with my friend tracy and she was talking about my birthday this summer. She's like, oh, I can't wait to come, Kansas City and, like, meet your family and everything and all this stuff, like, because you always talk about your brothers, and they sound so cool. And I'm like, yeah, my brothers are awesome. Like, you know, Alex's, you know, high school was doing really well. Ryan was like, about to turn 14. Wait, holy crap, Ryan's birthday is today.

And, You know, Alex's high school, he's doing really well. Ryan was like, I'm about to turn 14.

Wait, holy crap, Ryan's birthday is today.

And I just had the realization as I was talking to her that I had totally forgotten my brother's birthday.

But I didn't actually forget because I did call him and it was fine.

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