Unlocking the Gates: A Decent Proposal (Vanderpump Rules S7 E1 Recap)
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Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata
4.7 ⢠602 Ratings
šļø 31 December 2025
ā±ļø 87 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | McDonald's wraps all flavor, no mess. |
| 0:02.9 | No drips on your drip or grease on your shirt. No crumbs on your keyboard or sauce on your dashboard. Just all the flavor of sweet chili chicken, barbecue and bacon chicken and new Tika chicken. Rapped up neat. Served after 11 a.m. Teaka Chicken wrap available until the 13th July 26. Fees applied to delivery orders subject to availability. You're a little shit. I gave you a pass, but now Mr. Taylor's going to kick your ass. |
| 0:25.5 | Now Lisa has to go, but have no fear because Riley and Amy will take it from here. |
| 0:30.7 | Woo! |
| 0:32.5 | I just had to start with that wonderful, beautiful sort of freestyle that Lisa busted out, I'll say, |
| 0:42.2 | in this the premiere episode of Season 7 of Vanderpump Rules. |
| 0:47.0 | That was like some old school humor not seen in many decades. |
| 0:53.1 | The like goof rap. Like, hey, kids, I'm here to say. Yeah, the doing drugs |
| 0:59.0 | is not the way. Everything about it. It was so jarring. I was like, is this indicative of Lisa's |
| 1:05.3 | decline on Vanderpump rules? Her mental decline and the, you know, the rationale for keeping her in this |
| 1:12.8 | universe, or is it something that Jeremiah said, you got to wrap. Have you ever freestyle |
| 1:17.2 | Lisa? And she goes, I'll bust one out. But, you know, it's, I think it's a little bit |
| 1:24.6 | of a sign of something about the shifting of the of the current on vander |
| 1:28.9 | pump rules a little bit um which you know we'll talk about yeah i will say i enjoyed this episode more |
| 1:34.2 | than i expected like i was like season seven's got juice oh me too it's good yeah it didn't feel |
| 1:40.0 | so far adrift from what we've been recapping on season six so far and the preview looked good |
| 1:47.3 | obviously some huge iconic moments coming up yeah I didn't sense a sort of like a completely |
| 1:54.3 | inauthentic reality at this point a couple moments maybe but overall I, I mean, for me still, the most jarring |
| 2:03.2 | part is that they're pretending that Katie and Sandoval and Ariana and Lala are clocking into work. |
| 2:11.7 | I was like, season seven. They took it as long as they possibly could. |
| 2:17.9 | Oh, my God. |
| 2:18.8 | Well, before we rip into it, because we already started talking about it, is there anything |
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