[UNLOCKED] Wealthy Poorson's Nethermurk Almanack: Water

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🗓️ 30 December 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Wealthy Poorson, one of the 10 richest Batpeople in the Nethermurk, used his immense fortune to travel every inch of our wonderful underground world. It has been said that Wealthy Poorson has seen everything there is to see in the Nethermurk—and then some!

Realizing that the wealth-challenged may be unable to devote so much of their time to exploration, Wealthy set out to record all he has learned of the Nethermurk- from its glittering cities to its weirdest little freaks. And thus began Wealthy Poorson's Nethermurk Almanack.

Today's Entry: Water.

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0:00.0	Hello there. My name is Wealthy Porson, and as one of the highest net worth individuals in the Nethermerk,
0:10.7	I've had the opportunity to explore every nook and cranny of these wondrous caves we all call home.
0:17.8	One day, I was reminded that some people are not rich and may not have had the chance to
0:23.3	see all that I have seen. A shame! So, I endeavored to record all of my knowledge of the places,
0:31.4	peoples, and oddities of the Nethermerk, with the hope that should you one day scrape together
0:36.8	enough pennies to go on a little trip,
0:39.3	you will venture forth with all the knowledge I can provide.
0:43.3	This is Wealthy Porson's Nethermerk Almanac.
0:52.3	Entry number eight.
1:00.3	Water.
1:02.9	All preachers who make their home in the Nethermerk appreciate uniformity.
1:08.9	We have rocks beneath our feet, rocks above our heads, and lots of rocks in between.
1:15.6	And one would expect, with all that rock all over the place, that the nethermerk would be dry,
1:21.6	and it usually is. But not always.
1:30.2	And that brings us to our topic today.
1:31.7	Water.
1:34.9	Origins.
1:42.2	Scholars, poets, and criminals have spent millennia arguing about the sources of water.
1:46.0	Of course, we all know the classic children's rhyme. Milk-milon-aid, around the corner, water appears spontaneously. But there are some intriguing
1:53.0	new theories that put this proverb into question. When discussing the origins of water, we must,
2:00.0	of course, contend with the two main kinds,
2:02.9	water that trickles down from above the nethermirk and water that bubbles up from below
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