The Oh, The Roar a big animal welcome to you. Welcome to the Columbus Zoo.

I am Jack Hanna's nephew. My name is Hank Hanna and I will be serving you today for your ticket needs. What was it?

One please? Sorry I have a whole spiel to get to. We pride ourselves in being the... hmm? I didn't know that you were talking to me.

Well I'm looking down at my notes. We pride ourselves pride, err on being the premier zoo in the United States aside

from San Diego what was it I think the wink I think the wink and the rar is supposed to be directed at me I think you're supposed to

hey man I gotta get through this row so I'm gonna there's cameras watching me right now

oh well they can't be they can't be capturing what you think capturing if, because that...

Audio and video? Well, okay, yeah, no, I'm sorry, go ahead. I...

Now here are your options for today's tour of the zoo. We have one general admission,

blech. We have two. Captain admission. Mm. We have three, full access. You get to go in any cage you want.

Or we have four, a private tour given by one of our animal handler specialists.

They will take you inside the animals.

Literally inside the animals.

You've seen Ace Ventura too.

You want to pull a Jim Carrey? You can do that with our rhinos.

Which will it be? I think just, at first of all, I don't know the difference between general admission and captains

a mission that that would you didn't have

uh... captains you get to eat you get to eat some of the animals

uh... just i think just general for me i think just general admission i'm in a dollar

i'm gonna what what we what why do you do that why do you do that? Why do you do that?

That's commission based. All right. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that's just our cheapest option. So that'll be four hundred twenty five dollars.

It'd be how much? Four hundred twenty five dollars?

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