Hello, Trash Future fans. Please enjoy this unlocked Britonology episode from last year.

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Welcome, everyone, to what I believe is the fifth episode of Britonology.

Yeah, that's the one.

The offshoot of Trash Future, where we talk about the neuroses of the Great Island of Britain.

So great, they literally put it in the name.

I had a fucking terrible morning.

But wait, this comes out like wildly asynchronously.

So by the time anyone actually listens to this,

you'll have had probably dozens of other mornings,

terrible and great.

Many of which may have been worse,

if anything, the way things are going. Yeah. In this economy. Yeah, exactly. Exactly.

That's fucking right. I mean, you know, I just wanted the listeners to know,

you know, the state of mind that I'm recording this in. I've hurt my knee. My ex-girlfriend is texting me, my running headphones are broken.

It's a bad morning, but we're here and we're going to talk about Britain.

It's a very appropriate energy.

What better mindset could you be in than just kind of hurting full of some non-specific sort of resentments that, again, you don't really feel like you ought to have,

but you do anyway, and so on and so on. What better mindset than that than to talk about Britain?

Exactly. It's the sort of mindset in which you might erect a giant flagpole in your back garden

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