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The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Bryan & Krissy are back trying to make sense of Theresa Caputo's many, many lies. And, Barbara Corcoran just can't get away from Theresa's wig. Skatetown, USA Patrick Swayze & Scott Baio The greatest story ever rolled… Should we watch Skatetown together on YouTube? Theresa Caputo & Barbara Corcoran She’s so honest… Spirits might exist, but Theresa is a liar She was on Dr.Oz, who is definitely legit Ol’ namedropping Theresa Her brain is flatlining What about the bad guy? Barbara is def trying to expand her audience…but she does not like Theresa There's no negativity? Sus The logic just isn’t there Barbara is really fixed on the wig Oh Theresa…so full of shit LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey babe, what you got there?
0:01.1	This is a check from Carvana.
0:02.6	I just sold my car to them.
0:03.7	I went online and Carvana gave me an offer right away.
0:05.8	Then they just picked up the car and gave me this.
0:08.2	Well, that's a big check.
0:09.7	Well, obviously you could put this towards your next car,
0:11.9	or we could finally get that jacuzzi,
0:13.8	or I could start taking tuba lessons,
0:15.6	or I could quit my job and write my memoir.
0:18.3	Or I can put it towards my next car with Carvana.
0:20.8	Sorry, you're a check, not mine.
0:22.6	Sell your car to Carvana.
0:24.2	Visit Carvana.com or download the app to get a real offer in seconds.
0:30.1	Hey sweetie, what do you think of our new car from Carvana?
0:32.5	Think it can handle our busy family?
0:34.3	Well, we have seven days to see.
0:35.8	First, we can take the scenic route to the beach
0:37.7	and stargaze through the moonroof.
0:39.2	We'll see if your drums fit in the trunk.
0:40.9	Then we can pick up Mommy's friends and check out that legroom.
0:43.6	And we should really visit Grandma.
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