Unlock the Vault: Episode 351 - Jungle 2 Jungle
We Hate Movies
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4.7 • 4.9K Ratings
🗓️ 24 August 2021
⏱️ 124 minutes
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Summary
Our (poorly booked and planned out) vacation continues and the Summer from Hell has us fighting in a Martha's Vineyard restaurant while we introduce this week's Unlock the Vault show, episode 351: Jungle 2 Jungle! How was Tim Allen's character not arrested on suspicion of sex tourism? How is this kid walking barefoot in Manhattan and not throwing up? And after 35 pages, you are not allowed to introduce the Russian mafia! PLUS: Ed Snowden clashes with his new roommates, Steven and Gérard!
Jungle 2 Jungle stars Tim Allen, Martin Short, JoBeth Williams, Lolita Davidovich, Sam Huntington, and the late, great, David Ogden Stiers; directed by John Pasquin.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:30.0 | Yeah, I'm just get more just more |
| 0:59.5 | lobster for the table. Oh yeah, please and |
| 1:03.5 | Jesus Christ. Cut this gentleman off from the |
| 1:09.0 | Dacqueries, Chris. We're gonna get kicked out again. We've been kicked out of every |
| 1:12.9 | fucking restaurant on the island. Yeah, my friends not in a good way, but we get some jungle |
| 1:18.6 | to jungle for the table. I think the good listeners at home might want to. My friends |
| 1:24.2 | allergic to Tim Allen. So don't give him no Tim Allen on his plate. Tim Allen on all |
| 1:29.1 | of our place. So that's three Tim Allen's and one no Tim Allen. Oh, damn. |
| 1:35.8 | And this is so this is of course, folks, we are out here on vacation where Martha's |
| 1:40.5 | vineyard hanging out and getting kicked out of restaurants. We shouldn't be in the |
| 1:44.3 | first place. We put in the same band wanted to just quickly drop in to introduce this |
| 1:49.1 | episode. This is a Patreon unlock. This is back. This is early on in the Patreon days |
| 1:54.0 | where this was we were still the full length bonus episodes where we hate movies before |
| 1:58.3 | we did the transition to monthly. We love movies. So this is us talking about Tim Allen's |
| 2:03.9 | jungle to jungle. Wow. Who's the kid in this movie? Nobody. Just a big old nobody. |
| 2:09.4 | A DSB. We like to call this disgusting shit boys. Yeah. This is a movie where Tim Allen |
| 2:16.1 | finds out that he has a biological son who's been raised in like the jungles of South America. |
| 2:20.8 | Yes. A remake of a French movie, which is always a good idea. Yeah. If it's one thing Hollywood |
| 2:26.9 | is not interested is that translating French comedies to American remakes, not a great |
| 2:31.7 | idea. See my father. Especially when they involve children. We have very different ideas |
| 2:37.5 | about parenthoods and the age of consent. And somehow they all involve children and parents |
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