Well, because today is going to mark the official death of college football, but we'll get to it later.

Or... These scumbags are meeting to divvy up Grandma's Pearls.

Or maybe they save it at the last second like in the Marvel movies.

It's Captain Marvel coming out the sky.

Okay, um, we're going to start, this is going to be, I can tell you factually, this will be the first, last and only time we ever open a show with this topic again. I mean it. I can't see

of another situation where we would open a show with this particular topic. But we wanted to have some fun with you on a Friday.

Oh three o'clock we're going to get into football, i.e. what the hell we're going to do without it.

But for all the grief that Mr Beard and I have given,

the teams in this town that fail, including the Pistons.

Little did we know there's a team far worse in this town and you go as RICO put away worse than the pistons. Oh yes.

How many wins pistons got RICO? Oh, we got six.

six.

Yeah.

Okay. The team I'm talking about has roughly six fewer victories than that.

That would be zero.

That'd be a team that has not sipped the chalice of victory.

It is, I'm speechless.

And look, doing cash the ticket and all that, I mean, I knew they got out to a bad start.

Like, I think I last remembered when they were like, Owen 12.

And I just don't prioritize Kenny

Cox Basketball League but um the metro are you guys so yeah are you aware the

University of Detroit is Owen 23 the same university that brought you Dick Vitell and Terry Tyler

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