Universal Monsters!

The Purple Stuff Podcast

Purple Stuff Podcast

Comedy

5 • 842 Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2019

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

We pay tribute to the Universal Monsters as only we can -- with references to Power Rangers and The Real Ghostbusters.

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0:00.0	Well, well, well, welcome to the Purple Stuff Podcast.
0:03.6	Children of the Night.
0:05.5	Starring Jay from the sexy armpit and Matt from dinosaur Dracula.
0:10.3	It's alive. It's alive. It's alive. It's alive. It's alive.
0:16.4	Good evening.
0:18.2	Ha ha ha.
0:19.3	I was walking in the lab late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie sign.
0:24.6	My monster from his lap began to ride and suddenly to my surprise.
0:30.6	He did the mask.
0:31.6	He did the monster man.
0:32.6	But by the mass.
0:33.6	It was a great beyond his match.
0:35.6	He caught on in a flash. He did the mass. He was a graveyard's man He caught on in a flag
0:39.3	He did the master man
0:41.3	From my laboratory to Casselies
0:44.3	To the master bedroom with the vampires meet
0:47.3	The ghouls or king from their humble abode
0:50.3	Get a joke from my electrodes
0:52.3	They did the man They did the monster match.
0:56.7	It was a graveyard smash.
0:58.5	They caught a horn in a flash.
1:01.1	They did the match.
	...

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