Totally football show on a magical weekend in the beautiful game from the Witches of the South

and their last minute miracle to a spellbinding Arsenal Man United.

We look back on the moments to savour.

Marino, saved by DeHare, like Rapunzel's boyfriend, Liverpool, doing one from a great height on the seagulls, the irony, etc.

There's evidence renaissance, PSG losing, Champions League, and FIFA's balls in Moscow's firm hands at the World Cup draw.

The reaction to what was pulled out in front of Putin, it's The Totally Football Show.

Ra, everybody, what a magical weekend.

What a magical weekend of football.

The fun doesn't stop.

I've just had a mitz pie, and I'm really, really hyper now,

especially because I've got treats in front of me as well in the very human shape of a Tom Williams, who joins us for a totally football show, debut. Hi, Tom. You do a lot for France, don't you? French press. Yes, I work for a French company, so I sort of have a foot on both sides of the channel. I like it. All right. You'll be like one of those people trying to cross from one train to another. Just they hit points and go off in different directions. Metaphorically. Yes, yes. Hopefully not as dangerous as that sounds. David Preece is here. Loving your work this morning, gyms. Oh, thank you, David. What a great day to have such a svel-looking and suave ex-keeper-in, because there's so much keeper stuff to talk about today. It's a very keeper-heavy weekend this weekend. All right. Will Vieri says, I like David Priest. You should have him on more. He's a keeper. Oh, that's here. Macintosh. You went to Stanford Bridge. I did. And paid particular attention to Everton's game with Huddersfield.

I did. More on that later on. I say, though, what a great day to have a keeper on, because of course, Saturday, I'm thinking we're going to have a big chat about DeHare. But then on Sunday, did you see, David? Did you see Benevento? Only the greatest moment in football history, according to Tim Daesh.

The greatest most unorthodox header I've ever seen.

Wow, it's lovely.

He said, the bench weighed for me to go up front, so I ran up there and closed my eyes and dovered it as if I was making a save. It's kind of hit him on the top of the head. Yeah. Back of the head. Yeah, it was brilliant. All right. For those who just joined us,

this is Benevento, and we've been tracking them for a while, lost all their first 14 games, often in really unfortunate last gas circumstances. Sunday then, they're taking on Milan with Giannaurigutuzzo, making his debut on the bench for the seven-time European champions. And of course they're behind going into the final minutes, 2-1.

And then it happens.

In 95th minute, and this happens.

Just remarkable.

There's a little bit of sadness

that that extraordinary record

that they put together

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