Long story short, we didn't go to prom.

We went to Disney.

We made out for the first time on the It's a Small World's Ride.

How was it though? How was the, how was the makeout session?

You know what it was?

It was still me fucking around.

It was still me like, ooh, I bet you can't give me a kiss or like, I bet you, like you're not down.

Literally, I swear to God. I bet you won't let me suck it right here.

Like, I swear to God. And we started making me. I'm like, let's go to the restroom right now.

I'm like, I'm not down. I'm like, I'm like, get him out of the parking lot right now.

Hey, guys, welcome back to the Salis Rose show. You know me, your favorite host Eva Salis Rose. I'm your favorite, right?

If you say I'm not, you're obviously lying. Again, anyway, I hope you guys are ready for today's

episode because we have an amazing, very, very talented, very sassy, very, just an amazing

guest all around by the name of Alanized. Now, if you guys want to know who is he, right? He does, very, just an amazing guest all around by the name of Alanized.

Now, if you guys want to know who is he, right?

He does like the best makeup tutorials ever.

He's just the best entertainer all around, I mean besides me, you know.

But enough, enough of me talking, I'm going to let him introduce himself and tell you guys more about him.

And I don't know if you're ready, but we're about to spill some motherfucking tea, bitch.

So grab your food, your beverages, and let's get started in three, two, one.

And here we have Alanize.

Hi!

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